Jennifer was a quirky lady with flawless charm and a smile that- Okay, that's enough character analysis.
"Are you sure? This is a huge responsibility, the illuminati", she said to Karlie who was drinking another mug of coffee.
"I think I can handle it. I mean, I'm blonde, right? So I'm pretty much invincible. This'll be a breeze"
Jennifer took this into consideration and then her phone rang.
"Whaddup", said Jennifer.
"Oh my God! You have to come to Somewhere In New York immediately! Lorde has lost it!", said the voice on the other end.
"Aw fuck", Jennifer said and hung up. "We've to go, shit's going down somewhere in New York"
"Why does everything always happen there?", Karlie asked.
"There's no time to discuss that! Follow me!"
The girls fled from Starbucks and into a taxi (And they put their seat belts on because safety is important, kids).
"And step on it!", Jennifer spat.
"... I need your address first, ma'am", said the taxi driver.
"Somewhere In New York!", Karlie cried.
"Somewhere In New York!? Must be serious!"
"Would you just fucking drive already!?", Jennifer yelled.
The taxi driver flew down the busy streets of wherever the heck the girls originally were and headed for Somewhere In New York.
"What's even going on!", Karlie asked. "What's up with Lorde?"
"Lorde is an ex-illuminati member! And now that she knows our secrets she's going to reveal and destroy us! And do everything in her power to do so!"
"Why did you make her leave?"
Jennifer looked out of the car window, dramatically. "She tried to... She tried to..."
"That's not a grammatically correct sentence, Jennifer-"
"SHE TRIED TO CREATE ANOTHER BOY BAND, OKAY? THEY WERE GONNA BE CALLED BOYLICIOUS!"
"D:"
After driving through many streets, Karlie and Jennifer eventually reached their destination. With no time to lose, they raced to find Lorde.
"Thank you!", Jennifer called back to the driver.
"You didn't pay!"
Karlie and Jenn frantically looked high and low for any signs of Lorde but she was nowhere to be seen. Karlie's phone rang again.
"Have you found her?", a voice asked.
"No! Where is she!?"
"'Eyeliners R Us !'"
"Oh, okay! Hey, who even is this?"
"It's The President!", said The President.
"Oh, heeeyy! We still up for table tennis later?"
"You know it, girl!"
Jennifer put her phone away.
"Well!?", Karlie asked.
"Yeah, we're still up for table tennis"
"No! Where's Lorde!?"
"Oh! Eyeliners R Us", Jennifer said, intensely.
They found the closest Eyeliners R Us store and burst through the doors - which immediately slammed back into their faces. But we won't mention that because we want them to look cool.
"Where is she!", Karlie demanded.
"Get down!", someone whispered from under a table. It was the blonde, spiky haired one from Five Seconds of Summer. "She's insane!"
"Who's insane?", asked Karlie.
"Her!", he whispered, rocking back and forth under the table and quietly chanting the chorus of She Looks So Perfect.
There was a click of gun loading up ahead. Lorde stood at the top of a small flight of stairs, a shotgun in both hands.
"Well well well", she smirked.
She stepped forward, "If it isn't Jennif- Oh shit"
She tripped on the top step and fell down the four steps. A shot fired somewhere and broke a light. Lorde composed herself and stood back up.
"If it isn't Jennifer freakin' Lawrence. And who's this? Karlie Kloss? Do you have the eyeliner?"
"No", Karlie gulped. "What's going on?"
Lorde fired and shot her-
"What? No! I don't wanna die!"
Karlie, shut up. You're fucking up the story line.
"But this story is about me! You can't kill me off in the second chapter!"
You know, I really hate it when a story breaks the fourth wall. You've ruined my day.
"I'll shut up if you don't kill me off!"
*sigh* Fine.
In actuality, Lorde missed Karlie by a hair and she dodged that bullet like a pro! Lorde growled in frustration and pointed her gun towards Jennifer. "Do you have the eyeliner?", she asked.
"Yes, Ella. I do. So you can leave all of these good people alone!"
"Excellent", Lorde smiled and flew across the room like a flying bird and took the eyeliner from Jennifer's hands and burst through the ceiling, bits of roof falling everywhere.
"Who is she?", Karlie asked.
"That was the face of pure evil", Jennifer sighed. "And she wants the Eyeliner Of Immortality. We need to make sure she never gets a hold of it. It possesses a great power that she cannot get her hands on"
"... You just gave it to her", Karlie said.
"What?"
"You gave Lorde the eyeliner"
"No I didn't"
"Yes you did"
"When?"
"Just there, you gave her the Eyeliner Of Immortality"
"..."
"..."
"...SHIT"
Jennifer ran from the store and looked to the skies as Lorde flew away.
"This isn't over, Ella!"
"True words, my friend. It has only just begu-"
Lorde flew into a building. "God damn it! It's only just begu-"
Lorde flew into some telephone wires. "For fuck sake! Gah, okay. It has only just-"
Lorde flew into a mass of tall trees. "Shit! Fuck it!", she yelled and disappeared into the clouds like a magician.
"We need to alert the Leader!", Jennifer gasped.
"Who's the Leader?", Karlie asked.
"Oh, you'll see. And once we tell her what has happened this day, she will be feeling...", Jennifer put on a pair of sunglasses,"more than blue"
*Cue explosions*
