Billy the Kid Lich: Pt. 2
A Day In the Life of Dat Boi, Then and Now
Okay, thought I'd do something a little fun for today's entry. I'm gunna go through some prominent periods of history where I was around and give a brief, emphasis on brief, main thoughts and ideas I had at those times. I'll finish with a more extensive look at today's routine.
1st century AD: Walk around shook as heck cuz I've never seen a holy man so powerful in my life, still can't get over it. Relieved those savvy paganist Romans crucified Him. Update: The dude literally just came right back like only a little bit later, what a God! P.S. Update: Also, I'm terrified. Moving northwest into the Icelands.
10th century AD: My first turn of the millennia. I'm excited!
11th century AD: Nothing changed. I am very underwhelmed.
14th century AD: Holy crap! So many people have died of plague! It's ridiculous, there's no possible way Loki or some crafty and mean creature didn't have a hand in this. Maybe one of those Greek archery gods just happened to drop a plague arrow on accident. Oh, I bet they're getting an earful from Lord Thunderpants. [Author's note: Yes, we all exist. Every god, of every religion, we all coexist. Yeah, let that one wash over you. Big g God is up for debate, little g gods, not so much.]
19th century AD: Lots of technological advancements this century. Quite fascinating things, I haven't the foggiest idea of how they work.
20th century AD: 20th century?! More like 1920s?! Amirite?! Man that was the best decade I've ever spent here. Then of course the stock market crashed, no one had jobs, and life sucked butt for a decade. But what's a party without a little fallout, ya feel?
21st century AD: Iphones. Laptops. Xbox's. Playstations. This century is amazing. I love it so much. Not to mention everything else is pretty great as well: medicine, life expectancy, education, infrastructure, home defense (guns, boo, they sting!), among many other things.
So there're some of my thoughts on things. That holy man still keeps me up at night sometimes. Sometimes I can swear the reflection of the green in my glowing eyes as I look at the ceiling are His, hating me, damning me for simply existing and being me, preparing to cast me into some dark Pit even worse than the one I crawled out from.
On that cheery note, we'll end it there for today, thanks for reading!
- Will P.
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