It Started With A Fart (SakuAtsu crack)

Chapter 1: The Day It All Started

Sakusa's POV

I woke up this morning feeling a bit sick but I pushed it aside. I had school and volleyball to get to, and both were equally as important as staying away from germs.

That being said, I got out of bed and did my daily morning routine, which consisted of cleaning everything, showering, getting dressed, brushing my teeth, packing my stuff for school and volleyball, making sure I have enough masks and sanitizer to last the day, and finally, eating breakfast.

Breakfast... What was I going to eat for breakfast?

I was feeling a bit lazy so I decided to just grab some leftovers from the fridge and warmed it in the microwave.

Said leftovers being a bowl of really spicy beans curry...

Was it a bad idea? Yes.

Do I regret it? No.

Why? Because it was the start of the craziest, most absurd chain of events that I'd ever heard of in my life.
Plus... I wouldn't be dating the love of my life if it didn't happen.

So... Basically, a series of some very interesting circumstances sprouted from me eating a bowl of really spicy beans curry.

Let's get back to the story.

Date: May 17th 2021, Tuesday
Time: 09:17, third period
Location: Class 2-A, Crackshot High

Bokuto's POV

It was a pretty normal day in class. I was looking out the window of our second-storey classroom.

I wasn't really paying attention, my thoughts were focused on the pretty ravenette with gunmetal-blue eyes sitting directly next to me.

I was watching his reflection in the window as he listened to the teacher, every so-often looking down at his book to make a note.

The class was completely silent.

I was zoning out when suddenly a loud sound erupted throughout the classroom, disrupting the quiet and calm atmosphere.

The sound of a loud. Fucking. FART.

I kid you not, someone ripped ass so loud that it could probably rival a jet engine.
It was so fucking loud that I swear I almost when deaf in one ear.
Hell, the whole building might have shook.

I turned away from Akaashi's reflection in the window to look at him. He had his head bent down over the desk, the pencil in right hand was snapped and he had a look of absolute terror in his eyes.

I didn't blame him for being scared, whoever just let one rip could not have been human.

I looked across the classroom. Most people were just frozen in place or staring at one another in utter shock.

I looked around.

Atsumu and his twin, Osamu, were staring at each other with widened eyes.

Hinata, Kageyama and Ushijima looked completely confused.

Nishinoya and Tendou were practically about to explode with laughter.

Kuroo and Yamamoto were definitely holding back a laugh.