It Started With A Fart (SakuAtsu crack)

Chapter 2: Suspicions

Sakusa's POV

I couldn't believe it.

There was a fucking news reporter outside the school, making a news report on a FART. A fucking FART.

They were interviewing the whole class... Well, except me since I was 'sleeping'.

I watched as the interviewer spoke into the microphone and looked at the camera.

"Good morning everyone, today I am here in front of Crackshot High, because of some... Interesting events," she said.

"Today at seventeen minutes past nine, someone in class 2-A passed gas. Yes, you heard correctly, they passed gas. But this was no ordinary fart though, my fellow citizens, this was a record-breaking cloud of gas, reaching a whopping 120 decibels!"

The hell? There's a record for the loudest and biggest fart?

"Now, ladies, gentlemen, and whatever you identify as, the question is... Who did it? Well, I hope you stick around because we're about to interview every single one of these kids!"

This is stupid. Why the fuck are they so interested in a fart??

Soon after that, we were all interviewed. I didn't answer many questions though considering I was supposedly sleeping the entire time.

In the end, the blame was placed on Bokuto.

And honestly, who else would have been able to make a fart like that? Other than me of course, but we don't talk about that.

And so, that is how the dense owl-looking idiot of the class got his name written down in the Book of World Records for making the world's loudest and deadliest fart.

Of course, he didn't actually do it, but no one needed to know that.

Bokuto was in emo-mode for a while, he was constantly denying the fact that he made the fart but no one believed him.
I kinda felt bad for the guy...

Oh well, better him than me...

Life went on, school was canceled for a week just so that they could make sure it was ventilated properly.

Akaashi helped Bokuto out of emo-mode, I don't think he actually believes that it was Bokuto.

And me? Well, I swore to myself that I'd never eat fucking spicy beans curry ever again.

But, is that the end of the story? Nope.

Date: November 21st, 2022, Saturday
Time: 11:21, late morning
Location: Miya household

Atsumu's POV

No matter how hard I try, I can't get that fart that happened last year out of my head.

It's just... Something tells me that Bokkun was telling the truth when he said he didn't do it.

And Omi-Omi was acting pretty weird that day...

I remember watching Omi-kun in class.

He looked completely fine, but then he suddenly slumped over the desk and put his head down. It seemed like he was in pain, but after a while he looked like he felt asleep.