It Started With A Fart (SakuAtsu crack)

Chapter 3: He Knows

Date: March 8th, 2023, Friday
Time: 18:45, evening
Location: Unknown

Sakusa's POV

I don't know how he found out, but he definitely knew it was me.

So I did the only thing rational.

I raced over to his house.

I climbed through his bedroom window.

He was still texting the group chat, so he didn't notice me.

I snuck up behind him from where he was sitting on his desk chair.

I placed a towel soaked in chlorophyll over his nose and mouth, don't ask how I got the chloropyll.

He went completely limp.

His phone fell to the floor, the screen cracking as it hit the ground.

I checked the group chat, good... I had gotten here just in time before he revealed my secret.

Honestly, how could I forget that he notices everything??

I carefully picked him up, I may have been kidnapping him but I didn't want to hurt him.

I slowly climbed out the window with Miya Atsumu in my arms.

Miya was surprisingly light. It was like he didn't weigh a thing.
He was also really thin, it's not like I could see his bones or anything though.
The boy was made from pure muscle, I could tell from where my hands were positioned as I carried him bridle-style towards my car.

Another thing that I had never noticed about Miya was the fact that he is insanely pretty.
He looked so relaxed and calm it gave him a sort of serene beauty.
His soft bleach-blonde hair fell over his eyes that were lightly closed.
Not to mention that the setting sun reflecting off of his perfectly clear skin made him look ethereal.

Wait... What?

What the fuck was I thinking?!

There's no way Miya would like me, I'm kidnapping him!

And I don't even know if he's gay.

Wait. Shit.

Get yourself together Kiyoomi!

Ahem. Back to the story.

I placed Miya in the in the passenger side of my car before getting into the driver's seat.
I quickly drove to my family's holiday house.

It was about a two hour drive outside of the city.
The house was pretty big, it was situated next to a lake in the middle of a forest. My family wasn't planning to go this year so I didn't think anyone would find Miya anytime soon.

Luckily, Miya didn't wake up in the car, so when we got to the house, I once again picked him up and carried him inside. I brought him to one of the guestrooms and placed him on the bed.

After I pulled the blanket over him, I sat down next to the bed. This place was clean so I didn't really mind sitting on the floor.

That's when realization struck me.

I carried Miya.

I was wearing gloves, yes, but I touched him.

And I didn't feel disgusted?