Date: March 9th, 2023, Saturday
Time: 12:35, midday
Location: Police station
Osamu's POV
He's missing.
Tsumu is missing.
My brother, my twin, my other half... Is missing.
Last night, at about eighteen minutes past ten, I phoned the police, it had been almost four hours and Tsumu still hadn't come home.
They called me into the station to ask some questions.
They asked if Tsumu had any motives for running away from home.
I said that I didn't know of any reasons that he'd run away and that Tsumu wouldn't leave his phone behind. He also would've packed some things because, as much as I hate to admit it, Tsumu isn't stupid.
He had to have been kidnapped. It was the only explanation.
The police then asked if Tsumu had any enemies.
I told them that I didn't know of anyone who would kidnap Tsumu, but I felt the need to mention the fact that Tsumu knew who actually made the fart.
So I did.
I told them that Tsumu was about to tell us who made the fart before he went missing.
Hearing that, the police immediately launched a full investigation to find the person who actually made the fart.
That brings us to where we are now.
Everyone would had been in class 2-A at the time of the fart was called to the police station and are now situated in an interrogation room.
After a while, a police officer walked into the room.
"Alright, so as we know, Miya Atsumu is missing," he said as he came in.
I didn't look up, my eyes were fixed on the ground.
"We have reason to believe that one of the people in this room is responsible for the kidnapping of Miya Atsumu and for the fart that happened two years ago," the investigator continued.
I finally looked up, casting a glare around the room as the detective began questioning.
"We know that Atsumu wasn't the culprit of that fart, but that means that the rest of you are."
No shit, hey? My brother wouldn't be missing, nor would he have said anything about knowing who the culprit was if he himself was the culprit.
"Alright, tell me exactly what happened on the day of the fart," the detective demanded.
The first person who spoke was Hinata, he looked extremely nervous, like he might shit his pants any second now.
He let go of his boyfriend, Kageyama, and answered the detective.
"We were sitting in class, it was a pretty normal day and then there was this loud fart sound!" Hinata said quickly, I could hear the shake in his voice.
"Yeah! It was so loud! Like 'gral!' and 'blurrt!', the whole building shook!"
What the fuck?
The investigator looked at Noya confusedly, that's when Suna spoke up.
"I have it recorded," he said in his usual monotone way.
Suna gave his phone to the detective who hooked it up to the TV and then played the video.
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It Started With A Fart (SakuAtsu crack)
Fanfiction(completed) Sakusa farts in class... A record breaking gas cloud of pure confusion strikes the world as authorities try to figure out who farted... Suddenly, two years later, Atsumu goes missing as it was revealed that he had the answers to this v...
