No More (After Life as a Minecraft Mob)

The Forth Wall (1)

Steph's POV
I woke up, dazed and utterly confused, my head was laying on a soft bed.
"GUYSss IT ISss AWAKE!!!"
I snapped out of my confusion, and looked around, wait, everything is......blocky. I was in what looked like my Minecraft house, the walls were made of quartz and the floor was wooden. I stood up trying to find the source of the voice. A green blur (see picture) rushed past, right in front of my face.

"Oi!" I was flung like a rag to the ground, I got on my hands and- wait, my arms are square, WHAT THE HELL!
"Hey, do you need help?" I turned around and met two black eyes. A creeper with a pink bow to the right of its head was right behind me but was not exploding or anything.
"Ummm... No thank you,"I replied politely, getting up onto my rectangular legs,"Soo what is going on???"
"Okay well firsssstly, hello, I am a creeper as-sss (you know why I put the highfin there don't you) you can see, and secondly, Notch ssssucked you into Minecraft to ssstop you from ssspreading the word of our ssstory"

(OKAY IM GOING TO STOP WRITING LIKE A CREEPER, IT IS WAY TO HARD)

"Wait so the stories are true....okay ummm wow that is really....ummm-"
"Scary" The creeper interrupted me.
"Actually I was thinking of it being cool, but also sad NOT AS IN YOUR SAD just your stories are kinda emotional"

The creeper smiled, she looked so kind and sweet
"Yo Creepella, is she awake?" A skeleton walked in, he had his bow in his hand and a quiver of arrows on his left shoulder.
"Yes she is awake, and also can't you at least speak like a sir"
The skeleton skull palmed and started speaking again with a comeback, soon the two were arguing.

"Hi, girl just got sucked into a video game, right here." I was really annoyed with them bickering, they did not even notice me, "HEY CAN YOU SHUT UP OR A SECOND AND HEAR ME OUT!!!!!" My temper got the best of me and I yelled so loud the Nether probably heard me.

"........" The two were silent. A few seconds later the thumping of feet could be heard.
"Is everything alrig-" I looked to the door and saw Herobrine, like THE Herobrine with his hand grasped on the open doorknob.
"I might just leave" The skeleton said and slipped out of the room, "I might excuse myself as well" The creeper followed.
"Oh so you're awake, are you alright? Did Creepella and Smasher fight again? I would never of thought Creepella would have been able to yell that loudly.."
"Umm I actually yelled, they kinda (don't kill me for the next phrase) ticked me off (see not a swear word SEE)" I did not want Creepella to get in trouble for something I did, it just wouldn't feel right.
"Oh.... I see" He said.

It was only now I realised that Herobrine looks 15 years old, I figured he would be like 25 or something. NO THIS STORY IS NOT A LOVE STORY SO GET THAT THOUGHT OUT OF YOUR MIND.

Author: Wow talk about breaking the fourth wall..
Steph: GET BACK TO WRITING!! *blushes for some reason*
Author: HA U DO LIKE HIM. HEROBRINE AND STEPH, SITTING IN A TRE-
Steph: Herobrine can you PLZ send her to hell..
Herobrine: It would be a pleasure *fiery orbs appear in his hands*
Author: OMG GEEZ CALM DOWN AND TAKE A JOKE!!!

(Back to the story)
"So, did Creepella tell you about why your here?"
"Yeah..."
"So umm do you want to meet the other mobs, you don't have to, you can rest and see them tomorrow"
"I may as well meet them now"
Herobrine and I walked out of my mansion to the front yard.

"Oh. My. Gosh"