"Oh. My. Gosh"
I walked out and saw one of every single mob except, a human, the EnderDragon, or the Wither, which made sense. Humans would be running away from the mobs due to their strange un-hostile behaviour and it's kinda obvious why the Wither and EnderDragon aren't here.
"Hi!" Suddenly I was bowled over by a..chicken??
"Hi random crazy chicken" I said, sounding creeped out when I said 'Hi'.
"My name is CoCo," The chicken said, not even noting my creeped out reaction, "It has been a while since one of your kind have told us why you don't kill."
Every single mob looked at me like I was a psychopath, I then realised that they were looking at CoCo.
"Did you have to give her the 'Imma crazy chicken' greeting.." A Zombie spoke up. Every one began laughing, even CoCo was but nervously. I joined in the laughter, Herobrine did as well.
Author: HA I KNEW IT YOU DO LIKE HEROBRINE!!!
Steph: *blushing* No-o I don't *blushes more*
Author: I ship you two as Stephbrine. I am so gonna write a truth and dare for this when I am finished 😈
Steph: YOUR THE DEVIL!!
Author: No I am an Angel with a Shotgun and a cracked halo 😝 also I could just kill you off in the stor-
Steph: NO NO NO NO UGGHHH BACK TO THE STORY!!!
After that I found that almost all of the mobs were actually good friends, however ocelots and creepers, ocelots and wolves, and ocelots and chickens do NOT GET ALONG. Ocelots must act like total d- o_o this is G isn't it... Anyway Creepella the Creeper, Edme the Wolf (Wolves of the Beyond), CoCo the Chicken, and I seem to be like a girl group, you know, a group of girl friends. Some of my other friends are Jeffery the Pig, Jeffery the Horse, Wander the Sheep, Fang the Spider, and Herobrine.
(Author: Your Crush!
Steph: FOCUS ON THE STORY!!)
* So all of the characters are... (Bolded names are friends and F means Female and M means Male)
Steph the Human (F)
Herobrine (M)
Fang the Spider (M)
Jeffery the Horse (M)
Jeffery the Pig (M)
Wander the Sheep (M)
Coco the Chicken (F)
Edme the Wolf (F)
Creepella the Creeper (F)
Ace the Ocelot (M)
Smasher the Skeleton (M)
Flare the Blaze (M)
Clang the Wither Skeleton (F)
Bob the Slime (M)
Cindy the Magma Slime (F)
Shock the Ghast (F)
Nasher the Zombie-Pigman (M)
Daisy the Cow (F)
Dawn the Rabbit (F)
Chomp the Zombie (M)
Venom the Cave Spider (F)
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No More (After Life as a Minecraft Mob)
Fanfiction14 year old, Stephanie had read "Life as a Minecraft Mob" when she was 11 and promised herself to never kill a mob again when playing Minecraft. 3 years onward she decides to explain why she never kills the mobs in the Minecraft Chat bar, she does s...
