dsmp quotes ♡︎

technoblade

dont you see whats happening here? dont you see history repeating itself??

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i am READY FOR REVOLUTION BOYS

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do you want to be a hero tommy? do. you. WANT TO BE A HERO TOMMY?! THEN DIE LIKE ONE

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if theres no other way.. I CHOOSE BLOOD. (i am just now realizing that techno is very loud.. lol)

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revolution waits for no man :)

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do you feel in control quackity??

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*sighs* NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES! TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES. NEVER QUESTION ME AGAIN CHAT, I DONT CARE HOW MANY MOBS AMBUSH ME I DONT CARE IF THERES A WITHER ARMY I DONT CARE IF 12 WITHERS SPAWN IN MY LOCATION, I AM INCAPABLE OF DEATH. IRON ARMOR, NO HELMET, DOESNT MATTER. I DO NOT DIE. I DO NOT DIEEEE

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yeaaaa woooo we killed an old man with heart problems pogggg

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go back to your cardboard box, it might start raining soon - techno
i have a house. - dream
its like two by two blocks - techno
i have a house! its a-ok youll see - dream

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welcome home, theseus!

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i have a pickaxe, and ill put it through your teeth.

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the only thing that works in this world is that you treat others.. as they treat you. those that have treated me with kindness, i will repay that kindness 10 fold. and those that treat me with injustice, those that hunt me down, that hurt my friends, i shall repay that injustice a thousand times over.

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for you the world, phil..

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did someone say rebellion?

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officer, i drop kicked that child in self defense. :)

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im an atheist, but when God sends me to hell, i want him to hesitate.

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im so used to being a wanted criminal and then i just got rid of the country that had a bounty on my and all my problems were solved

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lesbian rights? i will say that. you see, uh, back in highschool when i didnt have a huge ego, a lesbian referred to me as actually pretty funny.

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if i remember correectly, youre not supposed to be here tommy. - dream
tommy, dont be scared. he doesnt have no house. he dont got no home tommy, dont be scared. - techno
wait is he a homeless man? oh i hate homeless people.. - tommy

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we got big dot. so were close but its also um in the ocean. so its in the sky. - ranboo
what? - techno
yeah its in the sky. - ranboo
whats in the sky?? - techno
the portal. the portals in the sky. - ranboo
ohhh - techno
oh the mansion - ranboo
i was about to say, THE MANSION CAN BE IN THE SKY?! - techno

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2,4,6,8, who do we appreciate?? not the goverment! lets go!

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oh no, i didnt think theyd have sapnap.. no one kills animals like sapnap.

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dont ask questions tommy, the adults are speaking.

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actually do you even have a house? ive never seen you in a house? - techno
i do have a house but its very very far from here. - dream
are you homeless? do you just not want to admit that you dont have a house? - techno
im not homeless, i do have a house. -dream
do you sleep outside dream? - techno
dream proceeds to build a house

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screw you phils stream

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hello dream, DO YOUR SHOES NEED SHINING? DREAM. DREAM PLEASE.

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quackity they werent always orphans..