dsmp quotes ♡︎

tubbo

is there any reason to be scared of death when it is inevitable

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hey big q, look what i found!

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theres youre flavor okay, now please tell me about your problems

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the blocks are falling from the sky, and were going to die

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#relatablefeeling. i just said a hashtag out loud. im upset with myself.

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oOh nOO thEy hAd SEGGS On dA CraFtiNg TableEE

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im about to hit-spit-spackle the fvck out of someone

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HEY, are you done with your pissing contest now?

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4.3 inches tall. look at it go! its my real height!!

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let the festival begin!

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oh my gosh georgenotfound just got shot in the ass - tubbo
oh no oh gosh - tommy
that was horrific. holy crap. thats what happens when you use teamspeak. - tubbo

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PLANES FLY HIGH EXCEPT WHEN THEY DONT!!

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why is there just an ass-

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ive missed you so much (tubbo to tommy at mcc 13)

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gosh darnit im high right now

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wheres fundy?? AAAHHHH

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CATCH ME AAHHHHHHH

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be careful im a lawyer

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i also have an egg. egg. mouth. NOM.

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blue premium bond.

....AAAEEEEHHHHHH

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wE dIdNt StArT tHe FiRe

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TECHNOBLADEEEE PROBLEM THERE NO IS NOT

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this is checkmate