dsmp quotes ♡︎

quackity

so the plan is simple. we find, and we kill technoblade.

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someone just said go white boi go

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thats poggers! awhhh thats poggers! *reads* thats not poggers..

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i saw my grandma today. she said sonny youre getting taller. i said no grandma, your posture is just getting worse.

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what did i say? - quackity
you just said a whole fvcking prayer - schlatt (im pretty sure)

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NETHERITE THATS THE WAY TO GOOO

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i gotta new product its called happy flour

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i dont know nobody

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CAUSE LICE IS DANGEROUS

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THIS ONES FOR BADBOYHALO~ YAAA

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*cries whilst eating bread*