Ranboo: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?
Tubbo: I never had one.
Ranboo: An imagination or a childhood?
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Tubbo: If i run and leap at Ranboo, they'll catch me in their arms.
Tubbo: *runs and leaps at Ranboo*
Ranboo: *drops grassblock and catches Tubbo*
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(When Awesamdude stole Micheal)
Ranboo: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.
Ranboo: *cuts piece of cake*
Awesamdude: ... Can i have some?
Tubbo: Cake is for talkers.
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Tubbo: Sorry, but you're under arrest for robbery.
Ranboo: What did i steal?
Tubbo: My heart.
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Tubbo: Surgery is just stabbing someone back to life.
Ranboo: Please never become a surgeon.
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Ranboo: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Philza: Certainly, i'm as sure as i'm honest!
Techno: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Ranboo, holding a python: Guys i bought a snake in my enderwalk state, what do i name him?
Philza: You did WHAT!?
Technoblade: William Snakespeare
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Ranboo: Why are you on the floor?
Tommy: I'm depressed.
Tommy: Also i was stabbed, can you get Wilbur, please.
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Philza: Let me show you a picture that really upset me
Techno: Okay, but in my defence, Ranboo bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Philza: That's not what i wanted to- YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!
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Tommy: *screams*
Technoblade: *screams louder to assert dominance*
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dsmp quotes ♡︎
Fanfictionone day i decided i wanted to spend hours making a book of some of my favorite dream smp quotes. why? no clue. :)
