Ranboo: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Tommy: Rude.
Wilbur: Thats fair.
Niki: You gonna want this back?
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Wilbur: Yo is Phil sleeping or dead-?
Tommy: Hopefully dead, i hated his guts.
Ranboo: Yea so did i.
Phil: Okay first of all fuck you-
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Tubbo: If theres gonna be a big dramatic scene, wait til i get back.
Tommy: Of course, i cant flip this table by myself.
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Tommy: If you had to choose between Phil and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Tubbo: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Phil: Tubbo!
Tommy: 63 cents.
Tubbo: I'll take the money.
Phil: TUBBO!
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(a/n i might add to this later but this book is on hold for now. feel free to comment or pm me quote requests!!)
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Fanfictionone day i decided i wanted to spend hours making a book of some of my favorite dream smp quotes. why? no clue. :)
