Sassy Bassy Bacon (Hetalia & Black Butler)

The summoning

It was a regular day in the fine land of England (by regular I mean rainy and miserable... It's England what do you expect?) and three friends were having a sleepover... and by sleepover I mean playing with dark magic in England's basement (England the person not the country)
"Are you sure this will work? We all know what happened last time you tried summoning the devil" shuddered the ginger vampire, Romania
"I really don't wanna talk about that Romania, besides I've gotta better spell this time so it's gonna work" assured the blond Englishman with large brows
"So what does this spell need to work then?" asked the light blond Norwegian in a monotone voice,
"Well since you ask," began England, "according to the book, we'll need a magic circle, candles and a magic spell..."
"Sounds easy enough!" interrupted Romania who had already started getting his favourite scented candles out of the cupboard.
"Wait that's not all, we also need a cat, blood and a human sacrifice... that's the difficult part" finished England.
"Well, let's start with the sacrifice," said Norway, "how about your mother, England?"
"WHAT? WHY SACRIFICE MY MUMSY?" England yelled
"Well she's been alive for a long time and I don't think she likes that care home she's in,"
"AND THAT'S A GOOD ENOUGH REASON TO SACRIFICE HER TO A DEMON? you're a genius Norway! I've been planning to murder her for some time and now I have a good reason!" Said England with a somewhat creepy smile and an insane glint in his forest green eyes.
"You people are sick" sighed Romania

*To the care home! (nanananana~)*

"Mummy~?" Cooed England while poking his mother awake, fair play she was looking pretty good for her age considering she's like over three thousand years old and all.
"Yes Iggy pie?" said Britannia gently, opening her eyes
"I was wondering if you could help me and my friends with a school project?"
"What is this project?"
"We have to make a film and we need a pretty lady who we can pretend to sacrifice" (Iggy you lying dog you~)
"Well since you asked so nicely I'll do it! besides I've always wanted to be a movie star!"
"Thanks mum! ^_^"

*Back to England's basement*

With Britannia safely tied up in the middle of the magic circle and surrounded by Romania's marshmallow scented candles, the trio were almost ready to start the ritual! Norway had 'borrowed' a cat of Greece and put it on Britannia's head.
"All we need now is blood..." started England
"Ta-da!" called out Romania, holding up a sports bottle filled with a dark red liquid. He poured the liquid into the magic circle, around the sacrifice. it was ready!

Author's notes

Well Ima try make this fic as entertaining as possible, I can't really think of a direct path this is going but I have ideas, any suggestions are appreciated ^_^ also if there's any characters you wanna see (from both hetalia an black butler) leave a comment and I'll try to put them in for ya~ (cause I wub you) so yah thanks for reading so far (^_−)−☆