Sassy Bassy Bacon (Hetalia & Black Butler)

The murder

It was a dark and stormy night... in England that is, in America the sun was shining brightly and it was a lovely day! Sebastian had just gotten off the plane *wow it's warm here* he thought to himself as the left the airport. He looked at the picture his master had given him, *how the hell am I supposed to find this one guy in this huge country?!* he walked up to some random person, "excuse me, by any chance have you seen this person?" he asked them, showing them the picture. Unfortunately the strangers took one look as Sebby and ran away. "This is why I hate mortals" Sebastian said aloud to himself. As soon as he said that he heard cheers and a loud American voice shout
"MY PEOPLE, GATHER ROUND AND SEE ME SAVE THE DAY, I AM AFTER ALL THE HERO!" Sebastian looked over to see who the owner of the voice wad but got kicked in the face by them instead, "YOU EVIL VILLAIN, DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN TAKE OVER AMERICA WITH YOUR BRITISH ACCENT? I THINK NOT!" said the loud and obnoxious American. Sebastian wiped his face with his arm and looked at his attacker, surly enough it was the man in the picture, apparently the 'hero' had heard Sebby's accent and assumed that he was some kind of movie villain! He understood now why his master wanted this guy dead. *I could kill him now but there's way too many witnesses* Sebastian thought, looking at the crowds of Americans, cheering on their 'hero'. *I need to get him to a more secluded place* "Catch me if you can~" Sebastian taunted in the most stereotypical accent he could muster, he then ran off into the direction of some dark alleyways. America immediately gave chase yelling things like "STOP IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE!" and "YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR THE HERO!" Sebastian ran into one of the alleyways, luckily there were no witnesses to be found there, America chased him in "STOP RUNNING AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!"
"Well, If you insist" Sebastian laughed. America ran at him and attempted to punch his face but Sebby ducked out of the way at the last second and America ended up punching the wall of the alleyway. Instead of his fist breaking like Sebastian had anticipated, the wall was reduced to rubble. *damn this guy must have super strength or summat* America saw that Sebastian was distracted by his strength and took his chance. He span around and pinned Sebastian to the opposite wall. The force cause the wall behind Sebastian to dent. Sebby tried to push America off but his demon strength wasn't enough. "Do you surrender, villain?" asked America
Sebastian chuckled, "villain? no, I'm simply one hell of a butler!" He then stabbed America in the stomach with silver kitchen knives that he had hidden in his sleeve. America choked slightly then loosened his grip on Sebastian. "D-damn y-you..." he stuttered before falling to the floor. "Well that's another job done" Sebastian said triumphantly to himself.

*time skip back to England*

"Master I have slain the one you asked me to" Sebastian held up a severed America head for England to see
"My God, Demon I never said to bring back his head!" England scolded
"I'm sorry master, I thought you might like it as a trophy or something" defended Sebastian "oh, I also brung back some blood for Romania!"
"YAY! good demon!" cheered the Romanian happily

Author's Notes

Well this chapter was a little darker than anticipated... oh well whatever's I'll try to make others a bit cheerier... but wait, wont others notice that one of the world's biggest countries missing? well you'll have to find out in the next chapter! OLÉ!