Sassy Bassy Bacon (Hetalia & Black Butler)

The replacement

"Sebastian I just had a thought" said Norway, who was currently stuffing butter into his mouth (you didn't hear it from me but I reckon he's getting kinda fat)
"Yes what is it?" asked the demon butler from hell
"The USA is a world super power, won't the other countries notice that he's 'missing'?" Sebastian hadn't anticipated this but the Nordic had a fair point. He recalled that there was a world meeting in a few days and the other countries would defiantly be suspicious. Suddenly, a lightbulb went of in Sebby's head, "Master, I know someone who I think would make a good replacement for America, I mean he looks a lot like him and he too is an obnoxious twat!"
"Is he a friend of yours?" mumbled Norway with his mouth full of butter
"Well not exactly but I think I can 'persuade' him to take America's place"
"Fine, go get this America look alike and bring him here"
"Yes my lord"
With that, Sebastian leapt out the window and into the night
"Demons are so dramatic" said romania who just popped up out of nowhere, scaring the hell out of the poor Norway.
Sebastian had forgot to mention that this 'America look alike' was a grim reaper and in order to find him he needed to kill someone... even then there's a slim chance that the reaper that shows up will be the right one... even worse it could be... Grell... Sebastian shuddered at that thought, even so he had his orders that he had to complete. He found some random lady walking on her own down a dark alley. Without even flinching his demon instincts kicked in and he killed her with one swipe (dayum sebas-chan) he then hid in the shadows and waited for a reaper to claim her soul. After a few minutes Sebastian heard the sound of a lawnmower and a flash of orange as the young reaper jumped down to the body of the girl. *thank god it's the right one* Sebastian had figured that the grim reaper dispatch association would send a less experienced reaper to deal with a simple murder, little did they know mua hahahaha! Sebastian leapt out of the shadows and on top of the ginger. "ZOMGWHATTHEBLOODYHELLISHAPPENIGGETOFMEYOUPSYCO!" the reaper screamed, flailing his lawnmower, uh I mean 'death scythe'
"Calm down Ronald I just need your help!" yelled Sebastian, frantically trying to keep a hold of Ronald and dodge the death scythe at the same time
"Wait aren't you that demon... HEY YOUR THAT BASSY GUY THAT GRELL LIKES!"
"yes that's me, now will you please help?"
"Why would a demon like you new my help?"
"How would you like to be America?"
"What like the country?"
"Yeah... if you come with me then I'll explain everything"
Somehow 'bassy' was able to persuade Ronald Knox to come back to England's house with him

*In England's house (after one, long explanation)*

Ronald sat cross-legged on the floor of England's house, "so you're telling me that in this universe, counties are people and you summoned Sebastian and ordered him to kill the personification of America and now your worried that people will find out so you want me to pretend to be him because I look like him?"
"Pretty much" said romania who was sitting in an armchair, drinking a bottle of blood (it's the blood of that girl bassy killed, she didn't go to waste) Ronald looked around England's living room. It was pretty cosy to be fair, the magic trio were all sitting in armchairs, England was drinking tea, Norway was eating butter and Sebastian was feeding wood into the fireplace. One disturbing feature however what the trophy plaque above the fireplace, the kind that hunters put deer heads on, only instead of a deer was the head of a man who looked strangely similar to himself (only blond)
"I'm guessing that's America's head yeah?" Ronald asked, pointing to it
"Well yeah" started England "trust me I didn't wanna keep it but Romania insisted 'makes it more homely' apparently"
"Well dayum, what's in it for me anyway?" Ron asked
"As many cheeseburgers are you like, plus the power to get Japan to do whatever you want" answered Norway
"Sounds fair, it's a deal!"
Sebastian chuckled to himself, poor guy had no idea what he'd gotten himself into.

Author's notes

So Ronald gets thrown into the mix! oh and don't worry, Americas blood didn't go to waste either, according to Romania it had a bit too much cholesterol for his tastes. Ah well, but wait! The magic trio have pentacles on their eyes and a creepy butler and 'America' is now ginger and has a british accent! WHAT WILL BECOME OF THE WORLD? find out next chapter! OLÉ!