Sassy Bassy Bacon (Hetalia & Black Butler)

The sexy ass demon

Norway and England started chanting in Latin and Romania turned off all the lights. The spell caused the blood romania had poured to glow a shade brighter. "time to kill the sacrifice' smirked England, walking up to his mother with a jagged sacrificial knife, "it's ok mum, this all acting remember" he said as he stabbed the knife into her face,
"Iggy pie, you are so grounded" yelled Britannia before falling to the ground, causing the cat to meow loudly. The chalk lines of the magic circle started to glow blood red and the room was filled with an eery breeze and black feathers. The trio watched in awe as a dark figure emerged from the ground. In a creepy, mocking voice it purred "who dares summon me, and for what reason?"
"Uuh, your summoners are Arthur, Lukas and Vladimir, we want to form a contract with you" England said in a big voice (America's inside voice)
The demon looked at England with large, cat-like eyes that glowed a pinky-red colour "I see, a contract" it smiled, "well what is it you want and what will I get in return?"
"We want you to serve us and do whatever we say until we die, in return you can have all three of our souls... also weekends off" offered Romania
"Weekends off you say, and three souls? sounds fair, it's a deal!"
With those words the breeze strengthened and the feathers surrounded the demon's dark figure, in a flash of white light the demon was gone, and in its place was a tall, pale man with messy black hair and red eyes. He was wearing a black suit and tie and looked like a butler. "I am at your service, my lords" he said in a voice like silk.
"I CAN'T BELIVE THE SPELL REALLY WORKED!" shouted Romania gleefully
"I told you it would work, what's your name anyway, demon?" England asked
"Anything you wish, master Arthur" he replied
"Oh well in that case your name is Fuzzy mc fluffinstocks!"
"Ya know, I lied about my master choosing my name, my name is Sebastian" the demon quickly said.
*What have I gotten myself into?* Sebastian thought to himself
"Norway you have a star thing on your eye!" exclaimed romania, who was pointing to the rather emotionless Norway
"You do too, so does England, it's just the seal of the contract, it won't go away until the contract is complete" he replied
"Wait, masters, why are you calling each other country names?" Sebastian asked
"Oh yeah, we're kinda countries, we aren't dying any time soon either, sorry demon"
*note to self, make sure client is human before making contract*
"Well your our butler now so go get me me some butter!" demanded Norway
"Just butter?"
"Did I say you could answer back?"
*sigh* "Yes my lord"

Author's notes

Poor bassy *hugs him* well at least he gets weekends off, and maybe he'll find that being the butler of three maniacs isn't so bad... that is all for now, FAREWELL!