Sassy Bassy Bacon (Hetalia & Black Butler)

The butler in black

It was the day after the magic trio had summoned Sebastian and so far it was going pretty well... For the magic trio that is, for poor Sebby it was hard enough having one master, let alone three!
"Sebastian, more butter" demanded Norway
"Yes my lord, is there anything you want with that?" sighed Sebastian
"Yes, coffee!"
"Very well, it's on it's way" Sebastian was just out the door when the demanding, butter obsessed Norwegian called out "don't forget to put it in my favourite mug!"
The mug in question was a large mug with the Norwegian flag on it. underneath the flag were bold letters saying 'Norway's mug, paws off England' Sebby sighed (he sighed a lot you see, but can you really blame the poor guy?) he filled the mug full of coffee and got a lump of butter out of the fridge and placed it onto a plate.
"Here is your coffee and butter my lord" Sebby said, handing his master the plate and mug
"Sebastian?"
"Yes?"
"I wanted you to mix the butter into the coffee!"
Sebastian mentally face palmed, this guy had some strange addictions!
He melted the butter into the coffee an handed it back to Norway. Just after, Sebastian heard an English accent calling his name. "I'm coming master!" he called out.
England was in a chair, drinking tea that seemed to have come from nowhere. Sebastian entered the room "you called my lord?"
"Yes, there's a man I want you to... 'Dispose' of" smiled England. This got Sebby's attention, finally some fun work! England held up a picture of a young man, around his own age. The man was smiling with pearly white teeth and glasses, he was doing the 'thumbs up' sign with one hand and waving an American flag with the other. He also had dark blond hair with a single cowlick on top, Sebastian was sure he had seen this man before... he couldn't quite remember where though, oh well an order is an order! "This man has annoyed me to my limits, I want him GONE! I don't care how you do it, just get rid of him! got it?" England ordered
"Yes my lord" Sebastian smirked, his eyes glowing their original pinky-red colour, his pupils were cat-like slits, "it will be done..."

Author's notes

Sorry any America fans... heh heh *sweat drops* anyway where could Sebby have seen America before?! (yes I know it's pretty obvious but I feel the reapers deserve a place in this fic) what will happen if someone finds out about what the magic trio have done? I'll tell ya what it's gonna be; οпе неιι οf αп iптегеssтiпg sтогч!

Well, ciao for now my little reapers! *blows kiss and leaps off into the moonlight laughing like a maniac*