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Im bored

I'm really bored right now, so I'm going to watch The Day of the Doctor, and right down the best quotes, so this will probably be my longest chapter so far.
Timelords of Galifrey, Daleks of Scarro, I serve notice on you all, I have stained my hand, no more, today, you leave me with no choice, no more, no more, no more.

Why is there never a big red button?

Don't sit on that!
Why not?
Because it's not a chair, it's the most dangerous weapon in the universe!
Why can't it be both?

I'm opening windows on your future. A tangle in time to the man today or the man tomorrow.
(Fez drops out the window) Okay, I wasn't expecting that.

It's a machine that goes ding, I made it myself, lights up in the presence of shape shifter DNA, ooooh, also it can microwave frozen dinners from twenty feet away, and it can download comic books from the future.

Oho, very clever, whatever you've got planned, forget it. I'm the doctor, I'm 904 years old, I'm from the planet Galifrey, in the constellation of Castabres, I'm the oncoming storm, and your basically just a bunny, just a general warning, carry on.

Both of you back, that's a time fissure, a tear in the fabric of reality, anything can happen! For instance, a fez.

Stone dust.
Is it important?
1200 years, and I've never stepped in something that wasn't.
Oy! You, are you sciency?
Oh, um yes.
Got a name?
Yes.
Good, I've always wanted to meet some one named yes. I want this stuff analyzed, and I want a report, in triplicate with lots of fancy graphs and diagrams and complicated sums, on my desk tomorrow morning, asap, pronto, lol. Do I have a desk?
No.
And I want a desk!

(Doctor takes fez out of glass case) Clara: you know, one day you can just walk past a fez.
Doctor: Never gonna happen.

Reverse the polarity
It's not working.
We're both reversing the polarity.
I know that!
I'm reversing it, then your reversing it back again, we're confusing the polarity!

Good afternoon, I'm looking for the doctor.
10: Well you've certainly come to the right place.
War doctor: Good right, well who are you boys? Oh of course, you're his companions!
11: His companions?
War Doctor: They get younger all the time. Well, if you could point me in the general direction of the doctor.
(10 and 11 raise sonic screwdrivers) war doctor: really?
10: Really.
War doctor: your me? Both of you?
10: Yep
War doctor: Even that one?
11: Yes!
War doctor: So you're my future selves?
10 and 11: Yes!
War doctor: Am I having a mid life crisis?!

Yes, the tower! I demand to be incarcerated immediately with my co-conspirators, Grandad and sand shoes!

Same software, different case. Same man, different face.

If you are really me, with your sand shoes and Dickie bow...

I'll tell you boys, we are incredibly clever! (Clara walks in) How'd you do that?
Clara: It was unlocked.
(10 11 and war doctor look at each other) Clara: Three of you in one room, and none of you tried the door?

You let this place go a bit
11: it's his grunge phase, he grows out of it.
(TARDIS Sparks to war doctor's TARDIS) 10: The desktop is glitching!
War doctor: Three of us from different time zones, it's trying to compensate.
11: Hey, look the round things!
10: I love the round things!
11: What are the round things?
10: I have no idea.

10: Oh you've redecorated, I don't like it.

War doctor: Hello
10: I'm the doctor
11: Sorry about the dalek.
Clara: And the showing off.

Conscience: You know that sound the TARDIS makes, that wheezing groaning, that sound brings hope wherever it goes
War doctor: Yes, I like to think that.
Conscience: To anyone that hears it doctor, anyone however lost, even you.

Clara: You told me the name you chose was a promise, what was that promise?
10: Never cruel or cowardly.
War doctor: Never give up, never give in.

War doctor: Oho, bad wolf girl I could kiss you!
Conscience: Yeah, that's gonna happen!
10: Sorry, did you just say bad wolf girl?

11: GERONIMO!!!
10: ALONS-Y
War doctor: For god's sake, Galifrey stands!

War doctor: I guess we'll never know if we succeeded, but at the very least, we failed doing the right thing, instead of succeeding doing the wrong.

(Regeneration energy surrounds war doctor's hands) war doctor: yes, yes of course, I suppose I am wearing a bit thin. I hope the years are a bit less conspicuous this time!

10: Trenzelor, really need a new destination, because, I don't want to go.

Elderly fourth doctor: you were curious about this painting I think, I acquired it under remarkable circumstances. What do make of the title?
11: Which one there's two, Galifrey Falls and No More.
Elderly fourth doctor: No you see, that's where everyone's wrong, it's all one title, Galifrey Falls No More.

Clara often asks me if I dream, of course I dream I tell her, everybody dreams. But what do you dream about she'll ask. Same thing everyone dreams about, where I'm going. She always laughs at that. But you're not going anywhere, you're just wondering about. That's not true, not anymore I have a new destination. My journey's the same as yours, the same as anyone's, it's taken me so many years, so many lifetimes, but at last I know where I'm going. Home, the long way round.