Sort of a minisode, kind of like a parody of that gerber life college plan commercial, so yeah!
Doctors 8-12 discuss regenerations...
Eight: So why do I regenerate?
War Doctor: You wouldn't leave a space ship because you wanted to save a young girl, and then you died.
Eight: If I died why are you here?
War Doctor: Monks harnessed the power of regeneration, and brought you back.
Eight: Oh... Okay...
War Doctor: What happened to me?
Nine: You got a little old...
War Doctor: That's a bit... dull...
Nine: What about me?
Ten: You absorb the time vortex out of your companions.
Eight: Oh, very "heroic"
Ten: And me?
Eleven: First you were shot by a dalek, and used your severed hand as a DNA sample to keep the same face, then you absorbed radiation to save your companion's dad's life.
Ten: Got two lives in three or four years, not so careful of me I guess...
Eleven: Last but probably most, me?
Twelve: You lived to be about twelve thousand years old...
Eleven: Oh, well... that's a bit disappointing, thought it might be something like, "fighting off thousands of alien species to save the ponds-
Twelve: The Ponds are dead.
Eleven (through sobs): I knew this was a bad idea goodbye...
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