A rewrite that is edited for mostly grammar and spelling.
(This is a Platonic Bill x Reader x Oc) Sometimes the person who smiles the brightest hurts the most. Join Y/n, who is Mabel and Dipper's older sister that joins them when they go to stay wit...
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Stan: "In this land of ours, there are many great pits. But none more bottomless than the bottomless pit. Which as you can see here is bottomless." Soos: "Question. Is it bottomless?" Stan: *Sighs* "Kids, can one of you try explaining this to Soos?" Y/n: "Without a bottom. With food it simply means 'unlimited' or 'boundless' - you can have as much food or drink as you like for the same price. Nowadays a lot of restaurants do this to attract customers, but the 'bottomless' only applies to soft drinks" Dipper: "Grunkle Stan, why are we here again?" Stan: "To dispose of things that we don't want. So long, Mystery Shack suggestion cards!" *Throws some cards down into the pit* Mabel: "Goodbye, creepy love letters from Li'l Gideon! *Throws letters and gifts away* Die! Die!" Y/n: "Mabel wait! Do you really want to throw away all that free chocolate?" Mabel: "Good point." Y/n: "Imma just throw away these files." Soos: *Takes off his shoes and throws them in the pit* Dipper: "What are you doing?" Soos: "Throwing stuff, dude. Everyone's doin' it." He grabs and throws a barbecue grill down the pit. Mabel: *Pushing a large chained box toward the pit* Stan: "What you got there, Mabel?" Y/n: "Are those the teeth~"Mabel: "Oh, it's just my personal box of mysterious secrets. Nothing worth wondering about. *Giggles and pushes the box down the pit* Goodbye forever!" Dipper: "Grunkle Stan, do I really have to be the one to point out that a bottomless pit is, by definition, impossible?" Y/n: "DIPPER PAY ATTENTION! It means 'unlimited' or 'boundless' - you can have as much food or drink as you like for the same price. Nowadays a lot of restaurants do this to attract customers, but the 'bottomless' only applies to soft drinks" Stan: *Shaking cards out of his fez down the pit* "Says you." Mabel: "Well, I guess we'll never know." The wind starts blowing. Soos: "Aah! It's some sort of invisible pushing force!" Nathan: "It's wind, Soos." Dipper: "Quick! Everyone back to the shack!" Stan: "I'm not done getting rid of these yet!" *Tries throwing more cards into the bottomless pit but the wind blows them into his face* Mabel: "Grunkle Stan! No!" Stan: *While everyone pulls him away from the pit* "Almost... Almost... Almost!" All: *Fall into the pit; scream*Gompers *Bleats*
