The Brightest Smile Rewrite

Scary-oke

Stan: "Thirty long years and it's all led up to this. My greatest achievement! *Pauses and looks down* Probably should've worn pants. *The machine spouts out some fire that hits Stan in the shoulder and he pats himself on his shoulder to get rid of the fire* Feisty, *smiles* I like it. *Flips switches, looks at readouts* If I finally pull this off, it'll all have been worth it. *Stan sits down in his chair* I just have to keep playing it cool; if anyone else ever finds out about this... *He looks at a picture of Dipper and Mabel* Yeah, right. I've come this far. Who could catch me now?" Y/n: "The government." He pulls on a six-fingered glove and pulls a switch labeled Max. Power, powers up the machine, causing a power surge around town. Y/n: "So what's going to happen now?" Nathan: "I don't know." Stan: "Relax." Y/n hacks into government cameras and watches.

~Through the camera~

I see a screen with sound waves. Agent Trigger and Agent Powers are sitting in front of the screen. Agent Trigger: "See there! There it is again!" Agent Powers: "We haven't seen readings like this for thirty years." Trigger: "Is it coming from deep space? *Zooms in on-screen* An enemy weapon site?" *Zooms in several times* Powers: "Just as I suspected. Gentlemen! We're going to Gravity Falls." The big screen slightly changes to an aerial photo of Gravity Falls, Oregon.

~Back with Y/n~

Y/n: "FUCK!" Nathan: "What happened?" y/n: "The government is coming." Nathan: "Common, let's get some sleep."

~Time Skip to the morning~

Y/n POV

I got up grabbed my Hela costume and then tossed Nathan's Loki costume at him. Nathan: "Hmm. What happened?" Y/n: "Get up." *Yawns* Then we both ran out after getting dressed. Stan: "Welcome, to the grand re-opening of the Mystery Shack!" Tourists cheer for Stan. Stan: "We're here to celebrate the defeat of that skunk Li'l Gideon!" *Grabs a Li'l Gideon doll* Tourists: "Boo!" Stan: "Please, please... boo harder!" *Gestures* Tourists: "BOO!" Stan: "But I didn't catch that porkchop all alone. These four scamps deserve SOME of the glory." *Playfully rubs Dipper's hat* Mabel elbows Stan. Stan: "Okay, okay. Most of the glory." Toby: *Holds up a cinder block painted to look like a camera* "Smile for the camera!" Stan: "Your camera's a cinder block, Toby." Toby: "I just wanna be a part of things..." Shandra Jimenez: "Smile for a REAL camera." Mabel: "Everybody says 'Something stupid!'" Mabel, Stan, Y/n, Nathan, and Dipper. Mabel pokes her fingers in her cheeks, Stan puts on some jazz hands, Y/n gives an evil smile and makes blue mist appear in between her hands, Nathan smiles uses his stone to levitate next to Y/n, and Dipper pretends to choke himself. All: "Something stupid!" Stan: "And don't forget to come to the after-party tonight at eight." *Shows After-Party poster* Mabel: "We're doing a karaoke bonanza, people! *Grabs karaoke machine* Light! Music! Enchantment! *Blows confetti out of her hand* And an amazing karaoke performance by our family band, Love Patrol Alpha!" Dipper: "I don't know about that." Y/n: "Hey, Nathan, wanna go adventuring later?" Nathan: "Yes." Stan: "I would never agree to that ever." Mabel: "Too late! I wrote your names on the list! It's happening! Wendy: *Blows an air horn* Buy a ticket, people! You know you don't have anything going on in your lives! I'm talking to you, Pizza Guy! Don't lame out on me!" Tourists follow Wendy outside. Stan: *Sighs* "The town loves us, we finally got that Gideon, smell out of the carpet. Everything is finally going my way." Dipper: "Hey, Grunkle Stan. Now that we have a moment. I've been meaning to ask you for my journal back." Stan: "Wha? Journal? *"Searches" himself for the journal, pulling it from under the counter* Oh! *Laughs* You mean this old thing! It was so boring I couldn't even finish it." Y/n: *Raises eyebrows*

~Flashback~

 In Stan's office, Stan photocopies Journal 3. Waddles is standing beside the copy machine. Waddles: *Squeals* Nathan: "Y/n, water or tea?" Y/n: "Tea~" Stan: *Points at Waddles* "You didn't see nothing!"