Road-side atraction

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The episode opens with the Mystery Shack, to the back of Grunkle Stan's RV

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The episode opens with the Mystery Shack, to the back of Grunkle Stan's RV. Grunkle Stan puts a bumper sticker on it that says "CAUTION: SILVERFOX AT THE WHEEL" as Soos helps pack it up. Stan: *Hums* "Nice. And don't forget the bug spray! It's perfect for spraying in the face of hitchhikers." Dipper: "Whoa. An RV? Camping gear? Are you running from the law again?" Soos: *On top of RV* "Dude! It's the ultimate Oregon road trip adventure!" Stan: "More like revenge trip. Every year my tourist trap competitors prank the Mystery Shack. Last year those hooligans duct-taped Soos to the ceiling." Soos: "That was a fun 78 hours." Stan: "Well, no more! (Pulls out a map of Oregon's tourist traps and hands it to Dipper) This year we're visiting every tourist trap along the Redwood Highway, and I'm gonna prank back every single one." Grenda: "Bow-wow! Time to let the road dogs bark!" Candy: "That is us. We are the road dogs." Mabel: "Thanks for letting me bring Candy and Grenda along for our road trip, Grunkle Stan." Stan: "The more the merrier. Just sign these non-disclosure agreements. None of your parents are lawyers, right?" Y/n, Stan, Candy, and Grenda walk into the RV. Soos : *Jumps down from the roof of the RV* "What do ya say, dude? You comin'?" Mabel: "I already went to the trouble of packing all your stuff. Even the stuff you kept in that secret box under the bed. *drops the box, pictures of Wendy coming out of it* Whoa. What the...? Ugh, what's that?" Dipper: *Starts cleaning the pictures up* "Uh, nothing! Just...Wendy stuff...from old times." Mabel and Soos: "Ughh." Mabel: "Bro, I thought you were finally past all this." Dipper: "Ahh, I know, I know! I know she's not interested and I know it's over, but how do you just turn off the way you feel about someone?" Mabel: "Two words, Dipper. Move. On." Soos: "Yeah, dude. And a road trip's the perfect place to meet new people." Dipper looks at a picture of Wendy, then at the pamphlet. He looks up into the sky and smiles.

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