Back to Wonderland (Heart no kuni no Alice fanfic)

Boris?

Alice is in her room with Cat Boris.

Alice: Vivaldi left this dress for me. Do you like it?

Alice holds up performing dress.

Cat Boris: I like it. But if you don't want cat fur on it, I would put it away.

Alice: Why are you so easy to talk to Boris? You and Ace are the only people I really talk to.

Cat Boris turns into Boris and starts to roll on the bed.

Boris: It's because you love us.

Alice: You ruined the moment.

Boris: Alice, I'm dead serious. I feel like you've developed feelings for me.

Boris and Alice get off the bed. Boris walks closer to Alice. Alice backs away.

Boris: Just say it Alice. Alice~?

Alice: Boris... I don't know.

Boris: I've told you a million time, just say it once. I LOVE you.

Boris pins Alice to the wall. Boris is about to kiss Alice.

Alice: You're hurting me!

Boris: Just once. That's as many time as I want to hear it.

Jokers face appears on Boris.

Alice: Boris?

Boris/Joker: Is something wrong my darling.

Alice: Nothing's wrong...

Alice escapes his grasps and pulls a string on the curtain that Peter installed for emergencies. She then starts to seduce Joker.

Alice: Just I never realized that I loved you so much.

Joker: You finally said it. Doesn't it feel nice?

Alice: We can finally tell... Wait, what class do we have together?

Joker: Music.

Alice: Well we all have that.

Joker: I don't remember exactly. Do you?

Alice: I don't remember ever having a class with you, JOKER!

Alice punches Joker. Joker falls to the ground. Peter runs into the room.

Peter: Alice my love, what is...? JOKER.

Peter pulls out a gun and aims for Joker. Joker smiles at Alice and disappears.

Alice: He disguised himself as Boris.

Peter: I want him dead. Did he hurt you?

Alice: I'm fine. He turned into the Joker, but didn't know. I played along and punched him.

Peter: Alice, I'm so glad you learned self-defense.

Cat Boris walks into the room.

Cat Boris: What did I miss?

Peter: Stand back. He might be Joker.

Cat Boris turns into Boris.

Boris: The what?

Alice: It's Boris.

Peter: I just want to make sure.

Boris: What about Joker. Did he find you?

Boris laughs.

Boris: Why aren't you laughing?

Alice: He came into my room as you Boris. He thought I was madly in love with you.

Boris: What does that mean? You don't love me?

Alice: That's not what I meant. I love you Boris, but I love someone else a little more.

Boris: Who!

Alice: That I cannot tell you.

Boris: You're no fun.

Alice: I can be fun.

Peter: Alice, my love. I don't want you with him. He might be Joker. He's in the mansion.

Alice: I know Peter. I'm scared, but I know that you'll look out for me.

Peter: With my life.

Boris turns into Cat Boris and jumps into Alice's arms.

Cat Boris: Me to Alice.

Alice: You to Boris.