tw; cursing, lots of pining, i can't think of anything else, please let me know what i missed
Discount Gays
Pink and Genderqueer-Ashido Mina
No Gender, Only Darkness-Tokoyami Fumikage
Questioning Crackhead-Sero Hanta
Trans+Gay=Disaster-Midoriya Izuku
Lesbutch-Jirou Kyouka
Cassgender Frogg-Asui Tsu
Sparkling Pride-Aoyama Yuga
Ace of Diamonds-Shoji Mezou
Validating all mah homies-Kirishima Eijirou
Fluid as a River-Kaminari Denki
Lesbian God-Yaoyorozu Momo
Discount Gays
[1:08 AM; Wednesday]
Trans+Gay=Disaster: someone pls get kaminari, i cannot handle their fucking pining atm
Trans+Gay=Disaster: i'm gonna fucking fight them pls /j/j
Ace of Diamonds: sigh. i'll come get them
Lesbutch: what was it now
Trans+Gay=Disaster: three hours of describing shinsou's eyes. three. hours. of describing his eyes in excrutiating detail.
Trans+Gay=Disaster: *excruciating
Pink and Genderqueer: at least you don't have to deal with kiri and sero fucking screaming aboyt their respective crushes.
Questioninng Crackhead: have hyou even seen iida's biceps thouhgh????!?!! that man coulfd benmch press me so fucking aeasily lkadsjflkajflkjsd
Pink and Genderqueer: see?
No Gender, Only Darkness: ashido, you have no room to talk.
No Gender, Only Darkness: you rant about shiozaki every time she gets you tea.
No Gender, Only Darkness: which is fairly often
Pink and Genderqueer: look
Pink and Genderqueer: you don't iunderstand. she looks ethereal and i feel so fucking blessed that she cares about me to get me tea sometimes it is completely different
Trans+Gay=Disaster: i'm ten seconds awya from locking all of you in closets until you confess /hj
Cassgender Frogg: no more locking people in closets, mido ribbit
Trans+Gay=Disaster: where did you come from??? /j
Cassgender Frogg: i am everywhere (/j)
Trans+Gay=Disaster: well that's ominous /j
Questioning Crackhead: j;lkfdsaklhfdkjakajfalkdsjcnvakjfkjdskejoiafjeoinc vjkad;jvlkajd
Questioning Crackhead: so i goit iisa to help me w hw i didn't dfinish righr???
Questioning Crackhead: he fell asleep on my bed cuddling me aim in heaven i must be deaed this is maazing what is this
Pink and Genderqueer: affection
Questioning Crackhead: amazinf. give me more
Questioning Crackhead: akfdjlka;jfoiakjfalkjf;LKJFLKkja;ljfd
Questioning Crackhead: /pos
Questioning Crackhead: he's so ficking comfyu what
Questioning Crackhead: hes so waerm too
Questioning Crackhead: midoriya how dare you keep him all to you and your squads selves
Trans+Gay=Disaster: why am i suddenly at fault?!
Ace of Diamonds: -_-
Fluid as a River: have any of you heard shinsou recite old poetry his voice is melodic and amazing and im in love what the fuack
No Gender, Only Darkness: great, now there's more of them /lh
Fluid as a River: look
Fluid as a River: look
Fluid as a River: shinsou si the most perdect being i have ever layd eyes upon
Fluid as a River: therefour, im legallu rewquired to inform eevry one that he is absolytely the most amazizng and eleganr and beatigul and assthetically pleasing persong ever
Lesbutch: hm... i feel like being annoying /lh
Lesbutch: *perfect
**laid
Lesbutch: *therefore
**legally
***required
****everyone
*****absolutely
Lesbutch: ******amazing
*******elegant
********beautiful
*********aesthetically
**********person
Fluid as a River: r00d! /j
*assthetically
Fluid as a River: i meant to do that one
Lesbutch: i-
Lesbutch: yknow what? you do you dude
Questioning Crackhead: lka;dsfjlkhakjdhfkjjlj iida is the most amazing person and the only one that matters in this world you all suck /j
Questioning Crackhead: iidaisasleeplookathimilove.img/msg
Ace of Diamonds: ...
Ace of Diamonds: i didn't know iida drooled in his sleep
Trans+Gay=Disaster: he also sleep talks
Trans+Gay=Disaster: like, a lot
Trans+Gay=Disaster: once i had a full 'conversation' with him while he was asleep
Questioning Crackhead: iakjldakfjal he's so preetttyy
Fluid as a River: srsly though, shinsou's voice is my reason for living /nsrs
Fluid as a River: he's??? so fuckjing nice??? and pretty??? and hihs eyse???? adre so so rpetty???
Fluid as a River: also i may have accidentally fille d a notebook up with drawingd of him. is thar creepy??? am i creepy??? /gen
Lesbutch: it's a little creepy
Trans+Gay=Disaster: he's been here for like, three weeks???
Fluid as a River: yteaahhh i knoowoww
Fluid as a River: kjakjdhfalkjdshkjahfkjHSdkjf hes' texiting me, he;s sentme cat videos, shinsou marry me (/hj)
Trans+Gay=Disaster: i'm not dealing with your guys' pining rn, if you need me i'll be with my boyfriend watching totally not pirated disney and pre-quirk era movies
yoooooo another update! sorry it's short, hopefully some of the upcoming chapters aren't as short! but no promises lol
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