this is like the fourth name wtf

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Chapter Tw; cursing, death threats, lov shenanigans, mentioned arson let me know what i missed


League of no Dads

[9:16 AM; Friday]

Handjob: dabi why the fuck are you on the news

PortalMaster: again.

Burning Leather: ljnrtdjh It's not my fault!!

Sicko Mode: What did you do?! 0w0

PortalMaster: oh dear lord kill me nowww

Burning Leather: i was at mcdonalds

Handjob: omfg -_\

Beyblade: why??

Burning Leather: and then, in walked Hawks

Burning Leather: we stared at each other for a moment

Burning Leather: then I panicked and set the fry oil on fire and ran

Beyblade: oh damn

Sicko Mode: that's the best coincedence ever

DoubleMask: wtf are you okay??

Burning Leather: yeah, i'm heading to th bar now

PortalMaster: Just,,,

PortalMaster: Send your location, i'll send a portal to pick you up

Burning Leather: ok dad

Burning Leather: SIR*

Burning Leather: fuckin autocorrect

PortalMaster: Just send your fucking location, idiot

-Burning Leather sent their location-

MarbledMagician: the fuck is wrong with you all

Sicko Mode: that list is too long to explain, compressy

MarbledMagician: don't call me that

DoubleMask: you can't stop her, it's a fate worse then death

Handjob: i hate all of you so much...

Burning Leather: noted



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lcjlniksd I wanted an excuse to write the villains and, well, here this is! lol, more of there chaos will come

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