Bakusquad vs Dekusquad; three am chats

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Chapter Tw; cursing, bakusquad shenangans, dekusquad shenanigans, chaotic deku, deku cursing, deku does not sleep(tm), insomnia/lack of sleep, poor sleeping habits, I'm noticing theme here, let me know what I missed


[2:58 AM; Sunday]

Bakusquad Chaos

King Explosion Murder: Hanta, the fuck you making at three am? I can smell it from my dorm

Racoon Eyes: I'm helping Han, we're making weed ramen. Want some?

Blocky Rock: I was sleping the hell you up for

Pikachu I choose you!: If it gets Mina to willingly sleep. 

Pikachu I choose you!: I'll have some

Tape Face: Well I made shit ton of it, so come get high fuckers. Group bonding excerise style!

Racoon Eyes: Yeah!

Blocky Rock: YEA

Pikachu I choose you!: ABSOLUTELY DUDE YES

King Explosion Murder: I'll go to keep you dumbasses from breaking shit

Tape Face: Yes, mother

Racoon Eyes: Yes mom

Pikachu I choose you!: Alrighty mom

Pikachu I choose you!: I'm- Eiji is dying

King Explosion Murder: I HATE ALL YOU EXTRA'S!!!

Blocky Rock: You love us~ <3


[3:15 AM; Sunday]

~Dekusquad~ <3

Leader Deku: If mantis shrimp can break arms,

Leader Deku: Do I count as a mantis shrimp because of how many fucking bones I break?

Un-Gravitied Bi: hhhhh Deku sleep, I'm begging you, please, please got to fucking bed

Leader Deku: If the greeks were gay until the romans came, does that mean the only reason the world is fool of cishet asshole is because of some dick names alexander?

Speedy Boi: I do not fucking know what the hell is happening

it's your power todoroni: I stopped caring after the fifth night that happened.

Ribbit-Kermit-Ribbit: Midoryia, ribbit, leave them alone, go bother your insomniacs

Leader Deku: Mina's too high to give coherent answers, and I don't bother them. We are all crackheads there. but I wish to bother you with me, being me, and i being i

Speedy Boi: I

Speed Boi: What

Leader Deku: If you're afraid of your own shadow, is your shadow afraid of you as well? does bloody mary work if you have the right quirks or set up? Oh my god I am going to go summon a demon, hold

Ribbit-Kermit-Ribbit: No, Izuku please don't

Un-Gravitied Bi: I'm going to sleep, if her burns down the dorm, let know.

-Un-Gravitied Bi has logged off-

it's your power todoroni: I'm on standby, I went to his dorm because there is no stopping him at this point.

Leader Deku: demonsummoning101fuckers.img/msg 

Leader Deku: Anyone else wanna come?

Speedy Boi: I'll just make you coffeee and put it in the fridge for you later, I'm going to sleep.

Ribbit-Kermit-Ribbit: Me to, ribbit

Ribbit-Kermit-Ribbit: Don't burn anything important.

-Speedy boi and Ribbit-Kermit-Ribbit logged off-

Leader Deku: You guys are no fun >:T


[4:12 AM; Sunday]

King Explosion Murder: t he fuuuuuu ukkcc cccccccckkkccc cc ccccccc

Pikachu, I choose you!: H ehehe, fukin nnn nnnnnn nn

Blocky Rock: jjjjjjj i cssssnnn snnnnnneeeeeeeeLllllll colllllorsz

King Explosion Murder: fukinn nnn dikzszzzney

Tape Face: suess n th rmen11!1

King Explosion Murder: yeahhhhh rittttte

King Explosion Murder: prinnceee fffrrruuuggg anddd the cafffe girlll, iss ennemmy tofrineds

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Racoon Eyes: holllyy shitt u riht


[4:20 AM; Sunday]

Class 1-A Study Group

On Wensedays we wear pink: heheh niiiceeeedeeEe

On Wensedays we wear pink: shiiit rong chiaAat grRoupp

Edgelord of Insomniacs: ah, that's what that smell is

Octo-Squiddling: Save some for me, I wanna try some tomorrow

Hi, I'm 420: np, wl'll leav u sume

Hi, I'm 420:  doe any onter nnnsommnnac wont dhe weed ramn?

Stereo Heart: I would

Edgelord of Insomniacs: I'll have to pass, I prefer brownies

Hi, I'm 420: ntTttTted

He Needs some MILK: uh, I guess I'll have some

Fuck Newtons Third Law: Do not give him any


[4:25 AM; Sunday]

Insomnia Gays and Enbys

Sleepless Trans Gay: juskanxnshue fucckckk

Sleepless Trans Gay: todorokifellasleepinmyroomwhilesurpevisingmehellppppp.img/msg

Nonbinary Insomniac: Jjshja good luck, creature of the night

Sleepless Lesbean: damn, sorrynotsorry

Sleepless Trans Gay: ughhh killl mee


[4:30 AM; Sunday]

Class 1-A Study Group

Stereo Heart: dammmmmm serrooo hsats tge god sht

-Stereo Heart has changed the name of the group chat to 'Aizawa's Problem Children'-

Hi, I'm 420: nccceee nd alo trrrRrRRrrue,,

Sonic The Hedgehog: go to sleep.



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Sorry I didn't post this chapter earlier, I passed out after a hot shower and some food.Brain machine broke :T

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