the one about tsuchako

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tw; cursing, matchmaking, failed matchmaking, but only cause they were already together, mentioned/implied hacking, hatsume is a little batshit, but that's why we love zem <3, being locked in a storage closet, body horror mention, probably more, let me know what i missed

dadzawa's demon children
beetlejuice-
Izuku Midoriya
vigilante justice warrior-Tenya Iida
galinda-Tsu Asui
charles-Shouto Todoroki
ms.argentina-Denki Kaminari
otho-Yuga Aoyama
sirenhead simp-Tooru Hagakure
baby you're a firework-Katsuki Bakugo
show em what your colors worth-Eijirou Kirishima
elphaba-Ochako Uraraka
5123NH34D-Siren Head

C̵͚͚̽̉̓͗̇̄̾̚͠͝ḩ̵͔̭͈̏̈́̈̀̕͘͝͝a̷̧̩͒̉͛̅̄̿͗̈́̚ͅo̷̢̹̍͒̄̄͜s̶̨͉̟̏̉̂̂̄̍́͘͠'̶͈̳͕̖͇̭̐̏̄͂͆̚͝ͅs̷̝̟̟̞̅͆͆̄ ̶̨̟̐̑̐K̸͉͍̺͕̒̎̊͒̐͝į̴̧̖̱̻̺̍̏ď̵̫͚͓̈́̎͌̚̕ͅs̷͈͙̪͔͙̣͗̋̈́̊͊̈́̿̉̚͜ ̷̨͊̊̍̓̈̎͆̀́̕$̶̨̟̗̦͌̓ũ̶̢̨̙̰͈͖̬̜̽g̶̼͉͎͙̓̏̈́͋̓a̴͖͇̳͚͌̇̍̈̆̂ŗ̴͉̬̼̰͕͉̃͂̆̾̉̂̎̈́͑͗ ̵̫̓̏̊̏͐̂͐̚͝͝D̶̫͇̜̖̆̍̊͌̄̈́͆̓͜ȃ̶̱̑͌̽d̷̢̧̙̖̮̰̖̗̈́͠ͅͅḑ̴̫̻̦̯̲̲͌̋̍̐̎̈́͝͠y̸̢̘̩̌̌̓͘ ̷͉̫͕̭̀̇̅̈̕1̶̡̞̫̪̰̤̋̉͂͝-Mothman

delia-Mina Ashido
G O D-Momo Yaoyorozu
drugz-Hanta Sero
lydia-Fumikage Tokoyami
adam-Mezou Shouji
Whiplash-Mashirao Ojiro
barbra-Kyoka Jirou
animal Ĝ̵̡̞̳̫̯̤̲̗͍̣̘̻͚̭̉̾̊̊̈͒͗̎̂͊̊͗̅͝ ̸̨̛͖̠̟̳̟̬͉͐̾̓̕͘͜͜͠O̵̗ ̶̯̫̟̽ͅḎ̴̺̦̯̯̐͊̔͐̈͑̑̿͆͆-Koji Kouda
powerpuff girls-Rikidou Satou
good purple boi-Hitoshi Shinsou
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turn the frogs gay
planner-
Hatsume Mei
executioner-Iida Tenya
distraction 1-Midoiriya Izuku
distraction 2-Todoroki Shouto
insurance-Aoyama Yuuga
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gay frogs in space
space-
Uraraka Ochako
gay frogs-Asui Tsu
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turn the frogs gay

[1:08 PM; Thursday]

distraction 1: someone kill me

distraction 1: i can not stand their pining much longer

insurance: now you know how we all felt watching you and monsieur roki~

planner: it was horribly painful and obvious, one mil

distraction 2: can we focus back on what my boyfriend is saying

distraction 2: he makes some valuable points.

distraction 1: we should go with my original plan and lock them in a closet until they confess

executioner: that is still a horrible idea, izuku

distraction 2: is it as bad as taking an internship in hosu where the hero killer was lurking? /lh

executioner: ....

executioner: touche.

planner: damn frosty isn't leaving any survivors today! but yeah, at this point we should jsut lock them in a closet and hopw for the best!

insurance: hatsume darling, you have not slept in over one hundred and sixty eight hours, you do not get to make any decisions until after you crash

planner: you sound like my parents >:T

executioner: it's the rules, hatsume. you know this.

planner: i;m still allowed to to pout about it.

insurance: right, but what are you going to do about the pining dorks~?

distraction 2: lock them in a closet.

executioner: no

distraction 1: than we might have a problem

executioner: unlock them then!

distraction 2: we might have a few problems

distraction 1: i swallowed the key

executioner: how?!

distraction 1: body horror

executioner: 

execution: kill me now... (/j)


dadzawa's demon children

[2:00 PM; Thursday]

elphaba: help

galinda: why are we in the closet...?

beetlejuice: you will be released once you pass

elphaba: the note in here just says 'get togfether you useless gays'

galinda: please unlock the door ribbit

beetlejuice: sorry i swallowed the key

G O D: once i get back i'll make a new key so you can get out...

G O D: i;ll be back in about thirty minutes

galinda: alright


gay frogs in space

[12:06 PM; Thursday]

space: how long before they realize that we've been dating for a while

gay frogs: we'll probably have to tell them ribbit

gay frogs: but i kinda want to let them think we're still pining for a little while

space: fair fair

space: wanna makeout?

gay frogs: sure

space: nice




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