overthrowing iida tenya

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Chapter tw; the usual, the crackheads broke something, iida fears for his life, they're trying to sacrifice him, mentioned misgendering, grape bitch for a breif five seconds, then deku deals with him, probably more, let me know what i missed


Aizawa's Problem Children

[4:20 PM; Tuesdays]

Sonic the Hedgehog: dorms, now.

Peek-A-Boo: what happened?

Stereo Heart: do i want to know??

Explosian Boi: :) I let my fuckup crackheads off their leash, but you should be able to deal w/ those bastards four eyes, what happened

Sonic the Hedgehog: i apologize, but iida tenya is not here at the moment

Sonic the Hedgehog: we will get baxk at you as soon as we can

Stereo Heart: i- do i ask

Mothman is my $ugar Daddy: hush, we need to focus, shoto is preparing the circle

Cold Soba is Best Soba: circle will be done soon

Space Case: perfect

420: we will continue the food

Dyslexic Pikachu: i short-circited iida's phone, no one will be using it to help him now

On Wensedays we wear pink: hurry your tits, we have work to be done

Mothman is my $ugar Daddy: thanyouseroforthwcoffesnetha ppresacitedwharwsdinit

420: i spiked it :)

Froppy Jump; the Game: i can't beleive i'm the responsible one at the moment

Froppy Jump; the Game: also glad i'm not in the dorms

Explosian Boi: ilasjdconeqriuvouerbcpuui i need to see this

Explosian Boi: ohmygod they're trying to sacrifice glassesboi omgoddd lmao omoghossddd

Explosian Boi: sacrificialcrackheadmeeting.png/msg

Stereo Heart: kirishima, you gonna do something about this?

HardboiBitchboss: yeah,

HardboiBitchboss: get the candles and hit the lights

Stereo Heart: omg

Cold Soba is Best Soba: it is done

Peek-A-Boo: whayt is done i'm afraid

Cold Soba is Best Soba: it is done.

Peek-A-Boo: naked and afraid

Disgustang: i'd like to see you naked, hagakure ;)

-Mothman is my $ugar Daddy banned Disgustang for 24 hours-

Mothman is my $ugar Daddy: respectwomenprdieatmhhands,bictch

Mothman is my $ugar Daddy: repirtalkthostoaizawwasensiwofwcerthinggr apebotchhasdonwsinceandbeefort heshithrsdonesinceandbeeforthegro upchstwsformed

Edgelord of Insomniacs: yeah, sure, i've been wanting to, he keeps misgendering and harrassing me for being nb

Peek-A-Boo: 0^0

Peek-A-Boo: you can understand him??!!

Octo-Squiddling: you can't?

Peek-A-Boo: i

Peek-A-Boo: you insomniacs are terrifying

Edgelord of Insomniacs: thank you, we try

Mothman is my $ugar Daddy: thsnkyoy,wetry 

101 Bunnies: ┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴

Edgelord of Insomniacs: were you just lurking the entire time??

101 Bunnies: maybe

Mothman is my $ugar Daddy: dontdearus,frarkpuda

101 Bunnies: should i be honored or angry

Mothman is my $ugar Daddy: behoired

101 Bunnies: ok( ' ▽ ' ) b



tired gayes™

SCREAMING TO THE VOID: Sho, why are all of your childrens english essays only in capital letters (except the one that is no-ones child)

problem childrens dad: they've started a war against capital letters

SCREAMING TO THE VOID: yeah okay, fair enough

BDSM: i worry for you two

problem childrens dad: your nickname is literally 'BDSM' and it's 'Pornstar' in the staff group chat

BDSM: your point?? (¬ ¬ )

problem childrens dad: i hate you nemuri

Iida Tensei: owo whats this??

problem childrens dad: who invited tensei

problem childrens dad: i'm not mad, i just wanna talk

Iida Tensei: i added myself

Iida Tensei: i hacked you! (・ω<)☆

problem childrens dad: i will kill you some day

-Iida Tensei has changed their name to 'Memelord69'-

Memelord69: can you?

BDSM: this is great!!!

problem childrens dad: i hate this fucking family



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hhhhhhhhhhhh tw exist for a reason hhhhh sp*der picters fucking suck 

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