Bakusquad vs dekusquad; coffee

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Tw; cursing, wholesome bakusquad, crackhead dekusquad, the crackheads are at it again, mentioned lack of sleep,um idk, there's probably more, let me know what i missed


Bakusquad Chaos

[6:12 AM; Sunday]

King Explosion Murder: rise and shine,fuckers we're training today!!!!

Racoon Eyes: lakndkja i only had three hours of sleep last night, can iskip?

Racoon Eyes: or at least get some tea?

Blocky Rock: yeah dude, i made some coffee for bakubro already

Blocky Rock: i can make some for you guys too!

Pikachu I choose you!: ajclda yeah, can you make some coffee for me too?

Racoon Eyes: only tea is allowed for me, i will be more sleepy and not be able to train

Blocky Rock: aadjl yeah, sorry, i forgot!!

Racoon Eyes: its fine, eij

Tape Face: i will take you up on that coffee

Blocky Rock: yeah, okay we'll be on our way to coffee and training soon!

King Explosion Murder: good, extras!

Blocky Rock: that's our murder gremlin for you


~Dekusquad~ <3

[5:12 PM; Sunday]

Leader Deku: ihaventhadtheismchecosffeeandthisleastslepesanceimovedintothddormsholdyshiticansmellcollorsndeegod,imussttrainthhismwqpowrt

Speedy Boi: izuku, please put the coffee pot down

Un-Gravitied Bi: um, what should we do about the knew whole in the wall?

Ribbit-Kermit-Ribbit: um hide it from aizawa sensei first

it's your power todoroni: i have frozen izuku, but that will not hold very long

it's your power todoroni: he's activating his quirk help?!

Speedy Boi: well i'm taking the coffee and burrying it somewhere far from the dorms, what do you want me to do?!

Ribbit-Kermit-Ribbit: uh oh, izuku just broke free from the ixsaaajsk.waasdc agj a s csaskldncsjc nas

Un-Gravitied Bi: help hes broken a wall

Speedy Boi: he's made a bigger hole??

Un-Gravitied Bi: no hes destroyed an entire wall of the building help

Speedy Boi: he's not allowed to drink coffee ever again

Un-Gravitied Bi: tsu and shoto are dead help

Speedy Boi: i'm on my way and i'm bringing aizawa to defuse this situation

Un-Gravitied Bi: thank you tenya, we owe you the sanity of our class


Aizawa's Problem Children

[5:20 PM; Sunday]

On Wensedays we wear pink: why is midoriya a literal blur atm, and there's a wall missing from the dorm building???

Sonic the Hedgehog: i would not like to discuss my failure, please do not question it

-Sonic the Hedgehog added Aizawa-Sensei to Aizawa's Problem Children-

Aizawa-Sensei: alright problem children who was it that let midoriya into the coffee

Froppy Jump; the Game: me and tenya were supposed to be watching him, but i went to get some water, and shoto wanted tenya's opinnion on something

Sonic the Hedgehog: it was lterally two minutes we were gone, i failed at making sure the menace was under control and yet this is what happens

Stereo Heart: wait, aizawa-sensei, join our war against m*neta and capital letters

Stereo Heart: capital letters are oppressive to letters that can't defend themselves,

Stereo Heart: but the other is just ew

Aizawa-Sensei: these are the next generation heroes...

Aizawa-Sensei: but if you problem children are waging war against m*neta as well then sure

Aizawa-Sensei: anyway, i now have all the information i need to stop midoriya

-Aizawa-Sensei has left Aizawa's Problem Children-

Sonic the Hedgehog: this group chat was a mistake

On Wensedays we wear pink: i regret nothing

Dyslexic Pikachu: what the fuuuuuuuuccccckkkkk

On Wensedays we wear pink: :3



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im tired. aizawa came into this chspter for a minute, a few more chapters of crack then moving on to plot. be prepared

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