1-A; Aizawa's Problem Children

be quiet dumbasses jfc

tw; cursing, conspiracy mention, conspiracy theory mention, vampire mention, death mention, cannibalism mention, probably more, let me know what i missed
(i didn't mention it last chapter but the buddy system pairs are:
kirishima and shouji
ochako and bakugou
satou and ojiro
mina and denki
momo and shinsou
aoyama and iida
hagakure and sero
tokoyami (+dark shadow) and jirou
kouda and midoriya
todo and tsu)

ȏ̴̤t̸̘͒ḣ̵͍e̸̡̿r̶̦͑ ̸̤̂s̴͍͂ì̶̖g̶̘̽h̸̝̾t̵̤̎ murder plans
beetlejuice-Izuku Midoriya
vigilante justice warrior-Tenya Iida
galinda-Tsu Asui
charles-Shouto Todoroki
ms.argentina-Denki Kaminari
otho-Yuuga Aoyama
sirenhead simp-Tooru Hagakure
baby you're a firework-Katsuki Bakugo
show em what your colors worth-Eijirou Kirishima
elphaba-Ochako Uraraka
5123NH34D-Siren Head

C̵͚͚̽̉̓͗̇̄̾̚͠͝ḩ̵͔̭͈̏̈́̈̀̀̕͘͝͝a̷̧̩͒̉͛̅̄̀̿͗̈́̚ͅo̷̢̹̍͒̄̄͜s̶̨͉̟̏̉̂̂̄̍́́͘͠'̶͈̳͕̖͇̭̐̏̄͂͆̚͝ͅs̷̝̟̟̞̅͆͆̄ ̶̨̟̐̀̑̐K̸͉͍̺͕̒̎̊̀͒̐͝į̴̧̖̱̻̺̍̏ď̵̫͚͓̈́̎͌̚̕ͅs̷͈͙̪͔͙̣͗̋̈́̊͊̈́̿̉̚͜ ̷̨͊̊̍̓̈̎͆̀́̕$̶̨̟̗̦͌̓ũ̶̢̨̙̰͈͖̬̜̽g̶̼͉͎͙̓̏̈́͋̓a̴͖͇̳͚͌̇̍̈̆́̂ŗ̴͉̬̼̰͕͉̃͂̆̾̉̂̎̈́͑͗ ̵̫̓̏̊̏͐̂͐̚͝͝D̶̫͇̜̖̆̍̊͌̄̈́͆̓͜ȃ̶̱̑͌̽d̷̢̧̙̖̮̰̖̗̈́͠ͅͅḑ̴̫̻̦̯̲̲͌̋̍̐̎̈́͝͠y̸̢̘̩̌̌̓͘ ̷͉̫͕̭̀̇̅̈̕1̶̡̞̫̪̰̤̋̉͂͝-Mothman

delia-Mina Ashido
G O D-Momo Yaoyorozu
drugz-Hanta Sero
lydia-Fumikage Tokoyami
adam-Mezou Shouji
Whiplash-Mashirao Ojiro
barbra-Kyoka Jirou
animal Ĝ̵̡̞̳̫̯̤̲̗͍̣̘̻͚̭̉̾̊̊̈͒͗̎̂͊̊͗̅͝ ̸̨̛͖̠̟̳̟̬͉͐̾̓̕͘͜͜͠Ò̵̗ ̶̯̫̟̽ͅḎ̴̺̦̯̯̐͊̔͐̈͑̑̿͆͆-Koji Kouda
powerpuff girls-Rikidou Satou
good purple boi-Hitoshi Shinsou
Fear the Hacker-Hatsume Mei
mushroom nerd-Komori Kinoko

ȏ̴̤t̸̘͒ḣ̵͍e̸̡̿r̶̦͑ ̸̤̂s̴͍͂ì̶̖g̶̘̽h̸̝̾t̵̤̎ murder plans

[12:04 PM; Tuesday]

otho: komori, i have a question~

mushroom nerd: yeah?

otho: why have you not just, told monoma that he's half vampire~? /gen

otho: he's almost more of a conspiracy nut than todo is, i'm pretty sure he believes i'm a demon, and i know he'd be fucking ecstatic that he's and ȏ̴̤t̸̘͒ḣ̵͍e̸̡̿r̶̦͑~

delia: wait you're not a demon???

Fear the Hacker: wait seriously? damn i had money riding on that :T

otho: you've all seen my w̷͈̱̰̝͈̥̯̔̔̈̐͗̓̿̓̕i̵̖͓̪̺̫͒̂́̐̔̿̿̿̎n̸̞̳̗͚̝̣͉͓̒̈́͌̌̚͘͠͝͝ģ̶͍̤͉̖͇̹͎̺̀́̈́̏̈́͑s̴̤͕̱͛̀̇͑́̄͘??? you know i'm related to mothman on my mothers' side??? you know mothman isn't a demon????

Fear the Hacker: he's not??

delia: he's not???

beetlejuice: he's not???

otho: ...

otho: dumbasses. all of you.~

beetlejuice: you both eat people don't blame us for getting confused!

otho: but back to my question~

mushroom nerd: i'm afraid that he'd think i'm crazy or wouldn't believe me, so i figured i'd just let him figure it out on his own