December 7th.
Phil and Dan were in the living room, thinking of ideas for the second day of Christmas video. Phil tapped his fingers on the sofa's arms, while Dan was tapping the floor with his feet. Silence filled the room. This went on for about 20 grueling minutes, until Phil spoke up. "How about blindfolded Christmas tree decoration?" His eyes gleamed. His grin was from ear to ear. "Hm. That sounds good..."
"But each other is the Christmas tree." Phil added, raising his index finger. Dan's eyes went wide. His pupils waned. "What...?!" His jaw dropping, Phil just nodded. "Yup! And the other has to wear green when they're being decorated." "B-but--" "No buts!"
Dan rolled his eyes and sighed, but half-smirking. Phil was always so original, and that was one of the valuable qualities of Philip Michael Lester. "Dan? Can you get the camera?" Phil waved his hands in front of his flatmate's face. Dan seemed like he was dayddeaming. He finally snapped out, flailing his limbs slightly as if he were subtly electrocuted. "Oh, oh.. Okay." He nodded and ran to get his camera. He checked if there was an SD Card, only to find out that there was none. "Phil? Can I get your SD? Mine is missing..." Dan called, caving his hand slightly around his mouth to give the illusion that he is calling out to Phil.
"Oh yeah sure, it's in my desk. Go get the blue one though, I think the black one is broken." Phil replied, as he set up the tripod in his room. "Is it okay if we film it in my room?" Phil asked. "Yup," Dan gave him a thumbs up ad he walked inside the room to get the SD. After he got the card, he quickly inserted it, mounted the camera and turned it on. (Author's Note: This whole paragraph sounds so sexual ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Camera porn, anybody?)
"Start?" Dan asked Phil, who in return gave him a thumbs up. Dan hit the record button and quickly ran to Phil's side. They stood there for 4 awkward minutes until the chocolate-brown haired boy broke the silence. "Um... Phil?"
"HEY GUYS! Today, we felt like some more 'decoration vibes'," Dan rolled his eyes at Phil's remark, "So, we thought, why not decorate Christmas trees?" Dan flailed his arms up, smiling and shrugging at the same time. "But," He raised his index finger, looking at the camera with a straight face and Phil butted in, "We aren't going to decorate just trees," Phil paused,
"We're going to decorate each other as Christmas trees! BLINDFOLDED!"
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It was Dan's turn to decorate 'Christmas tree Phil'. He put on the blindfold, got some ornaments, tried to hang it on Phil's fingers, and succeeded. He got 5 more ornaments for Phil's other hand, but as he quickly ran to Phil (since it was a challenge, he was blindfolded AND it was timed), he accidentally tripped on Phil. "Gah!" He yelped. Phil got back on his feet and lent him a hand. Dan abruptly grabbed his hand trying to grasp it quickly which caused them to fall down again, as Phil was caught off guard. "Dammit..." Dan muttered, got up and dusted. He offered a hand and pulled Phil up. "That is no way going to be not deducted from my time Phil," Dan pointed at the other direction. Phil moved Dan's hand to point at him. "Oh." Dan muttered. "Yup, it won't." Phil nodded and they quickly resumed. Dan picked some ornaments up and hung it on Phil's fingers. "Oh wait."
Dan hid Phil's thumb so Phil was only displaying 4 fingers. He took the ornaments from Phil's thumbs and quickly got Christmas lights. He ran, and circled the Christmas lights around Phil's neck, bumping into the bed in the process. Phil felt ticklish, so he giggled slightly. Giggling too, Dan continued to wrap the lights around Phil, this time bumping into Phil's outstretched arms. Resting on his shoulder, circling around his torso... The lights were everywhere. Dan found a red nose to clip onto Phil and a gift ornament, to hang on Phil's nose. He also got a star cap and put it on top of his head to complete the look.
"Done!" Dan exhaled a huge sigh of relief. He took off his blindfold. "That was surprisingly entertaining and disturbing at the same time Phil." He added. "Oh well." "Is this going to turn into a Christmas decoration fic," Dan looked at Phil. "Prrrrrobably." "Why did I even chose to do this,"
"Anyway! The look is complete! What do you think, Philly?" Dan clapped and raised his arms. "Well the lights are kinda tickling me, I cant speak properly because of my nose and my arms are getting weak." "Okay should I take a picture? For compare and contrast?" "Yeah,"
Dan got his phone and took a picture of his flatmate dressed ridiculously like a Christmas tree. "So should I take these off now?" "Yup," Dan told him, giggling. It was now Phil's turn.
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A.N.:
EVERYTHING IN THIS CHAPTER IS SO SEXUAL DAMMIT
There's camera porn, then there's the Christmas Decoration fic, then there are other more noticeable, unintentional sexual innuendos... >.>
Anyway hai how are you
Okay bai gotta write next chapter XD if you have some suggestions as to how you guys want to the story to go, comment or message me! Okay bai for reals. ^_^
~Adrenaline Skylight
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