I'm so sorry but I do this AT LEAST ONCE in every one-shot book. It's probably a problem (and another form or procrastination).
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Mr. Cheese: I'm throwing a surprise party for Mr. Egg.
The Gentleman: A surprise party for Mr. Egg? I was under the impression that you hated him.
Mr. Cheese, filling balloons with bees: I do.
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Greaser: I'd walk through fire for my friends. Well, not fire, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.
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Gnome: You know that feeling when your heart skips a beat?
Engineer: That's called arrhythmia.
Gnome: I get that feeling every time I see y-
Engineer, concerned: You can die from it.
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Captain: Oh look, I survived! Brilliant! Love it when I do that.
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Veteran: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Ok. Easy. Just don't die. That's it. Refuse to die. There you go. "But how" you may ask. Easy. Just don't do it. Refuse to. Say no thanks.
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Literally anyone in the lobby to Blue in episode 7: Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here.
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Mr. Egg: Justice should always be served cold. Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater instead.
Player:
Player: If you ever, ever speak to me again-
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Captain [comforting Player]: Always remember, you are someone's reason to smile!
Mr. Cheese: Because you're a joke.
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Veteran: Someone said that I had the wit and sophistication of a donkey.
The Gentleman: Oh, an absurd suggestion.
Veteran: You're right. It is absurd.
The Gentleman: Unless, of course, it was a particularly stupid donkey.
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Captain: I would kill for you, Player!
Player: Well, that's not necessary-
Captain: Oh, that's a relief, because I would do it, but it would weigh on me.
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Mr. Cheese when he's the impostor: Resistance is useless!
Rose: Just don't say things like that. How can anyone maintain a positive mental attitude if you're saying things like that?
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Gnome: When life gives you lemons you should peel one in front of the other lemons. You know... to send a message.
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Veteran: What are you afraid of, a fate worse than death?
Player: No, just death, isn't that enough?
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