,,Listen up. We've got another person coming along in a few minutes. Be nice, she can and will burst your eardrums."
,,Ooh, what's her name? Can you tell us about her? What's she like?"
,,Well, first of all, she's Italian, so she can be extremely loud, ignorant, and will cuss you out in Italian. Also, she's got massive, high quality speakers from which she will blast music, so when she says put the muffs on, you will put the muffs on. If you don't, it's your own fault."
,,What? What are you doing here? You never told me you'd be here!"
,,That's cuz I wanted to surprise you, dumby! Did it work?"
,,Wait, you two know eschother?"
,,Know eachother is kond of an understatement. We live together."
(In Italian)"You can't even make a meal without almost burning the house down! How the fuck am I supposed to trust you with this?"
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ФанфикBeginning or parts of stories I never continued or published, now in one place! Let me know if you like any of them, and maybe I'll make them into their own books!
