Genshin Impact Scenarios

8=>Personal Head cannons

Albedo=>
-tried to find out how he tired himself into a pickle
-uses the snow as a fridge
-definitely swapped peoples drinks with potions without them knowing

Bennet=>
-had been attacked by the pigeons
-told Albedo that he turned himself into a pickle
-drank perfume on accident thinking it was juice

Chongyun=>
-doesn't own a fridge he puts everything in his pocket
- he and his aunt Shenhe go out every other day
-watched scarify movies saying their unrealistic

Diluc=>
-owns a Batman cosplay and one time we wore it under his clothes as a kid for a week believing he'll stop crime
-he and Rosaria casually see each other in the middle of the night when he's working and they pretend that they don't know each other
- thinks of comebacks every night to tell keaya the next day

Keaya=>
-man uses the same comeback all the time "that's why your daddy is dead. Dead as hell. What shoes he got on- what shoes does he got on his casket!"
-switched his eyepatch to the other eye too see is anyone noticed, they didn't
-he's the Calvary caption.....but with what Calvary! At this point he collects taxes!

Razor=>
-lives with Lisa
-has lice or dandruff
-fan of Kanye because he saw a picture of him and thought he was cool

Childe+>
-uses the shampoo your dad will get after the divorce
-wears a crop top to sleep
-secretly uses a fork as a weapon

Venti=>
-worked at star bucks as a joke just to get fired the first day
- cuts his own hair
-pickpockets

Xiao =>
- he gives me peanut alergy vibes
-killed the pickle
-doesn't have a hobby and needs one

Xingqiu=>
-uses the nice shampoo and conditioner
-eats hot chips as every meal
-makes a whole domino line with books

Zhongli=>
-not aloud to play scrabble
-only uses conditioner
-man has like three wallets yet he looks like your lawyer

Traveler=>
-paimon sits on their head like she was in a ratatouille situation
-complains all the time ((me too))
-breakdown everyday

Thoma=>
-always gets ask to go on dates
-literally never seen a dirty dish I pretty sure he cleans them straight after
-it's a wig