Genshin Impact Scenarios

22=> How my friend sees them

((Mention that they don't know anything about the game and it's characters. All they know is me ranting about it. I literally spend days getting their words))

Albedo=>
>"7/10 but his outfit is wired"
>"he looks hotter in game then in the slash art."
>"he's a ten but he looks like sonic"
Me: he's like really smart so more of a tails vibe
Friend: oh my god yes😂
>me: he works/lives in a snowy mountain for some reason  they put him there
Friend: what a loser
>"why wear a coat if he already has a cold personality???!!! That's why he's in a mountain because no one likes him"

Bennet=>
-"giving little kid core"
>"he's cool much better then the last guy"
>"he's a 10 but he has bad luck"
>"his hands looks like spiders and it's not giving"
>"he's cute I'll be friends with him"
Me: every time he talks it makes me very happy in his story quest
Friend: love that
>me: he has like lots of dads because he's an orphan or something but his adopted family doesn't even like him
Friend: I'll literally die for him, screw his family I'll give him love

Chongyun=>
>"his feet are like cow feet"
>"his shoes look like a chocolate bar"
>"pose is not it like those hands are gross"
Me: just straight up roasting him😂
Friend: yuh 😂
>"looks like he only eats ice"
Me: he does actually
Friend: I knew it 🙄
>*shows aunt* "he's a 10 but his aunt is hot"

Diluc=>
>"he's a 10 but he's a daddy's boy"
Me: he is but like he also got issues
Friend: oh my god he has like the best of both worlds
-"he's rich and has a wine business? Sign me up!"
Me: he's also like part time Batman, he has like three jobs
Friend: make that bank
-"smash"

Keaya=>
-"he looks like he did your grandma"
-me: he's like the cavalry captain but don't have a team nor he has horses
Friend: he's a 10 but he has no friends. What a loser 😂
-"he looks like he gets no bitches"
Me: he likes flirts with everyone it's like his thing and makes everyone uncomfortable
Friend: that's why he has no bitches
-"I don't like him he's the one to not tip in restaurants"
Me: the guy before is a bartender and his brother I don't think he tips him at all
Friend: I'll smack a hoe

Razor=>
-"aww he's cute I like him"
-"he's a 10 but has no fashion sence"
Me: yeah because he lives in the woods with wolfs since that's his family
Friend: he's a 10 but he's an orphan
-*hears voice line* "I'll die for him"

Childe=>
-"no."
Me: what happened?
Friend: he's ginger
Me: why not this guy he's in love with the shape of you
-*hears voice line* "he's a 10 but he's like really annoying"
-"looks like he did your step mom and step dad"
-"his hair looks like a hat and it's not working out for him"

Venti=>
-"who's child is this?"
Me: he's like thousands of years old
Friend: who's grandpa is this?
-"he's a 10 but he sat on a baby when he was babysitting"
Me: he actually does that ???😂
Friend: Yeah they pay him to sit the children
-"he probably only likes Ariana Grande and always gets a grande at Starbucks"
Me: his name is Venti so he'll probably get a venti
Firend: oh yeah totally
-"he definitely has a wired foot fetish or like a wired leather shoe fetish"

Xiao =>
-"looks like a hair dresser but only knows one hair style"
-"you know that emo kid that draws in the corner?"
Me: yeah
Friend:  that's him
-"worked at a Burger King but never did anything since he was sleeping in the back"

Xingqiu=>
-"she's cute"
Me: that's a man
Friend: "he's cute"
-"looks like he's about to shove that sword in someone's gussy"
-"he's a 10 but was the reason to your parents divorced"
Me with divorced parents: oh my god

Zhongli:
-"worked at a bank though never got a raised"
Me: what did he start off at?
Friend: the guy who opens doors to greet the guest
Me: he's the god that made the money in the game actually
Friend: that's why he never got a raise
-"he's a 10 but eats leather shoes or licks leather shoes"
-"his hair is very thin it's not real like his personality"

Traveler
-"they are very cute"
Me: those are the MC is what you start off at
Friend: it's already to much stress just to be ONE person
-"the guy works at Jamba Juice while the girl was the one who got kicked out"
-"he's a ten but looks like a pervert with those hands."
-"she's a 10 but looks like the victim"
Me: why are you treating them like this?! That's suppose to be YOU!
Friend: I'll change personalities really quick

Thoma=>
-"works at a bbq restaurant"
Me: he's like the maid to a rich family
Friend: I wouldn't control myself if he was my maid
-"every old lady in town has a crush on him"
-"probably kicked a kid and will do it again"

Scaramouch
-"that hat is my 13 reason why"
-"he's the kid who's mom brings to work"
Me: we're does him mom work?
Friend: Costco
-"he's a 10 but dresses like a 11 year old boy"

Goru=>
>"HE SEEMS LIKE THE TYPE TO BE A LITTLE MEAN AT FIRST BUT THEN BE THE SWEETEST PERSON U HAVE EVER MET"
>"I'll be his friend and soon ask him to marry me"
>me: the is Goru and he's a good boy
Friend: *dies*
Me: he's a dog too
Friend: *dies again*