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The Germs

Germaphobe Bitch
Hey
Germs
Why the fuck are you late?

Salty boi
Awww
Did the clean bitch miss us?

Germaphobe Bitch
Ew no
Stay away

Mom
Why can't you two get along for once?

Salty boi
Sorry mom

Germaphobe Bitch
Sorry mum

Mom
1. Don't call me mom/mum
2. Why is this even my name?

Guess Monster
Cuz you act like one, semisemi

Mom
Do not

Germaphobe Bitch
You do

Salty boi
You really do
This is the only time I'll agree with her

Germaphobe Bitch changed their name to Clean 24/7

Clean 24/7
Excuse you
But I have a name

Salty boi
Yeah
And idc
Stop taking the bitch off

Farmer boi
Shirabu
Y/n
No arguing

Mom
Language

Guess Monster changed Clean 24/7 to Germaphobe 😷

Germaphobe 😷
Seriously Tendou?
Did you really have to change it?

Guess Monster
Yes
This is better
And at least I didn't put bitch at the end like bangsie over there

Germaphobe 😷 changed their name to Germaphobe

Germaphobe
No emojis
And seriously, are you guys coming or what?

Farmer boi
Sorry
We're on our way

Salty boi
It's bowl head's fault

Bowl Cut
Is not!

Germaphobe
Salt shaker, stop being mean to Goshiki
Ushijima, why are you guys late?

Farmer boi
Coach had to yell at a few of the guys after you left
And I think I speak for the whole team, thank you Y/n for being our manager and dealing with the team... despite your germaphobia

Salty boi
I'm not thanking her

Germaphobe
Who's the bitch here?
Ain't me
Looks like this

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