Simmons and Grif ran up the ramp onto Red Base where Donut and Lara were waiting for them, with Donut holding a flag.
Donut: What happened?
Grif panted as he told Donut what happened.
Grif: Big...........Tank..........Shooting...........Whoooooh!
Lara: You didn't run more than two minute, man you are really out of shape man.
Grif: Fuck.............You.............Bitch
Donut: Where's your car?
Simmons: General Lazyass thought it would be a good idea to leave it behind.
Lara: To be fair, the car was blown up already. It probably doesn't even work anymore.
Donut: You lost the jeep? Oh man, Lopez is gonna be pissed. Where is it?
The Warthog suddenly flips up on the base from below by an explosion, landing between Donut and the other two. The explosions and landing Red Base was done because of Sheila.
Grif: What the hell..!?
Sheila fires another round at the Reds.
Grif: SON OF A BITCH!
Donut: Oh crap!
Donut picked up the flag and asked.
Donut: What the hell is that thing?
Grif then crouches next tot he warthog.
Grif: That's the tank!
Donut: Hey uh, Grif, uh, you wanna hold the flag for a little bit?
Sheila fires another shot.
Grif: No, keep that away from me!
With Caboose who was still in Sheila with Tucker beside them. Sheila fires another shot.
Tucker: Why do you keep firing at the jeep?
Caboose: Because it's locked on!
Sheila: Target locked.
Tucker: Well, unlock it.
Caboose: Last time I unlocked it, I KILLED CHURCH!
Tucker: Oh, right... keep shooting the jeep then.
With Donut who crouched next the warthog as well.
Donut: I hate to be the one to point this out guys, but I think we're screwed.
Sheila fires another shot.
Simmons: Yeah. I have to agree with the rookie on this one.
Radio sounds.
Sarge: (on radio, from a Pelican dropship) Blood Gulch Outpost Number One. Come in, Blood Gulch Outpost, come in. Do you read me? This is Sergeant-
Grif: Oh my god, Sarge, is that you?
Sarge: Roger that, Private. I am currently in-bound to your position from Command.
Simmons: Sir, this is Simmons.
Sarge: Hello, Simmons. I hope everything's gone alright while I've been gone.
Grif: Actually, sir, things are kind of hectic right now. The new rookie arrived, and somehow he managed to infiltrate the Blue Base, and now we have their flag, the Warthog is damaged, one of their guys is dead, and there's this huge fucking tank about to destroy our base.
Sarge: (radio sounds) ... (more radio sounds) ...Am I talkin' to the right base?
Grif: Sarge, WE. ARE GOING. TO DIE HERE!
Sarge: Well then hold tight, boys. I think I gotta solution to your little "tank" problem.
With Tucker as he looks up.
Tucker: Uh oh.
Pelican flies over Red Base.
Back to Tucker.
Tucker than slowly began to walk away from the Tank.
Tucker: Hey, Caboose, you might wanna get out of the tank. Like right now.
Caboose: I can't figure out how to get this thing open!
Sheila: Night vision engaged.
Tucker: Rookie, get out now!
Caboose: Okay, open the do—Okay, I, Sheila, will you please open the door?
Sheila: Driver canopy open. (Caboose gets out and runs away) Thank you for using the M808V Main Battle-
Shell hits Sheila and the explosion turns her upside down.
Caboose: Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap! Running, running, running! Man, that was close.
Tucker: Look at your tank though.
With Sheila the Tank.
Sheila: I'm scared, Dave. Will I dream? Daisy... (distorted, elongated) Daisy...
Cut to Caboose and Tucker.
Caboose: Sheeeeiilaaaaa! Noooooo!
Tucker: What? No! Sheila! Sheila! W-Wait... Who's Sheila?
Caboose: Sheila's the lady in the tank. She was my friend...
Tucker: Oh, dude! I knew you could pick up chicks in a tank!
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Red vs Blue: Blood Gulch Chronicals
Fanfiction(Y/N) Church did not expect to place in a box canyon in the middle of no where. He didn't like that he was here, but he had to admit it was nice.
