Church, Tucker, and Caboose are standing on top of Blue Base.
Church: Let me get this straight.. You gave this guy our flag?
Caboose: Is that bad?
Church: Bad? Oh no, that's not bad. Next time he comes over, why don't you just help him blow up the whole goddamn base?
Tucker: There, there he is.
Church then looks through the sniper scope to try and find him.
Church: Where? Oh, yeah, oh, I got him. He's sneaking around back behind the cliffs.
Tucker: He must be one smart son of a bitch.
Where Donut is looking stouts the canyon in order to find his way back to base.
Donut: Oh, man, I am so freakin' lost. Where the hell is the base?
Back with the Blue
Church: Oh, shit... Hey Tucker, look at his armor. It's red.
Tucker: Oh man, that means it's their Sergeant.
Church: Well, that makes sense. At least now we know how he got by our defenses.
Caboose: Uh, you know.. he came in the back door where you guys were standing.
Tucker: Yeah, okay, well let's take him out then.
Church: Roger that. Okay, say goodnight, Sarge.
Church then fires four shot from his sniper rifle and miss all of them.
With Donut
Donut: Son of bitch!!
Back with the three Blues member
Church: Aw crap.
Tucker: ...
Tucker than began to stare at Church who notices.
Church: ...What?
Tucker: You're REALLY not very good with that thing, are you?
Back to Donut
Donut then began to shout at the Blue Base while waving their flag.
Donut: Hey! It's me! Don't shoot! I'm the guy that bought the flag, remember!?
Back to Blue Base
Tucker: Oh great, now he's taunting us. That's just embarrassing.
Church: Alright, that's it, I've had it. Rookie, you stay here. Me and Tucker, we'll head through the teleporter, we'll cut him off at the pass.
Caboose: Right!
Church: Tucker, you ready? Let's go.
Tucker: There is no way I'm going through that thing.
Church: Tucker, we don't have time for this. Why would they give us a teleporter if it doesn't work?
Tucker: I don't know, why would they give us a tank that no one can drive?
Church: We already tested the teleporter, remember?
Tucker: We threw rocks through it!
Church: Yeah, and, so what? The rocks came out the other side, didn't they?
Tucker: Yeah, but they were all hot and covered with black stuff.
Church: Oh, so I guess that's what this is all about then. You're afraid of a little black stuff.
Tucker: Yes. I am. I am afraid of black stuff.
Church: Tucker, I almost hate to do this to you. (raising his gun at Tucker)
Tucker: You wouldn't...
Church: You know, I look at it this way: Either A, we go through there and get the flag back, or B, we stay here and I get to kill you. Either way, I win.
Tucker: For the record, I want you to know, rocks aren't people.
Church: Duly noted. Now get in there.
Tucker: Crap... Alright. One, two...
Tucker runs through and doesn't appear on the other side.
Caboose: ...Huh, he didn't come out the other side...
Church: Yeeaahhh, I've uh- I've decided I'm not gonna use the teleporter.
Church then jumped down from the base and began to chase after Donut. While running to Donut, Church gave Caboose orders.
Church: Okay, rookie, you stay here! I'll be back with the flag!
With Red Base
Lara and Grif were using the snipers to watch the perimeter after hearing the gunshots.
Simmons: I still have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't hear any shots.
Grif: (sighs) I'm telling you, it was four shots. Like bam, bam, bam.
Lara: Cliff are clear. There is no one there.
But sadly, she was ignored.
Simmons: Wait a second, that's only three bams.
Grif: Bam.
Grif then see a blue person, church, through the sniper.
Grif: Wait a second, we've got a Blue guy on the move out there.
Simmons: Where's he headed?
Grif then turns to the direction Church was running to.
Grif: Oh crap. It... It's Donut. And he's got something...
Grif then zoomed on the sniper to get a better look.
Grif: It looks like...
Grif then noticed that Donut is holding the blue team flag.
Grif: ...Simmons, get the Warthog.
Simmons: Heh, you mean the Puma?
Lara: I'll stay here to see if there something else to the blues plan.
With that Simmons and Grif made their way to the warthog.
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Red vs Blue: Blood Gulch Chronicals
Fanfic(Y/N) Church did not expect to place in a box canyon in the middle of no where. He didn't like that he was here, but he had to admit it was nice.
