Dani's Harem [Reverse Harem]

Jock - Is this creepy or caring?

Well Hello there! I'm Jock your friendly neighborhood watcher. So it's been mentioned a time or two that some people want to hear from me and I thought well alrighty then. So here's what going on so far. We got your gal Dani here asleep right now between me and my "owner" hahaha wait till he realizes I'm not what I appear he's gonna think he's lost it again!! We got the Demon Dopehead that apparently disappeared but I can see his stupid face staring down at sleeping beauty and we also have my Owner who is cuddled up to sleeping beauty with a stupid expression while looking down on her.

So while that lot stare at each other intently I'll spill the tea as the youth today say. 

My name is not Jock and as you have probably guessed by now I am not a dog. That is not to say though that the name hasn't grown on me that last few years. I'm thinking that's what I'm going to go by when I eventually decide to go two-legged again. Anyhow my birth name is Kakabiel and if the obvious iel didn't tip you off or the watcher comment I am an angel. Feel free to be impressed. Oh, that's not impressive enough how about I am a fallen angel? Intrigued yet? Oh, Lucifer already did the whole fallen thing? As soon as he landed he had to let EVERYONE know he got kicked out by his dad for disagreeing with him - seriously. He has such an ego that guy and his house is like a constant frat house. He got very human after too much time kicking it with the homies. Always a party at his house.

I however have been strolling around the cosmos for a while. Taking in the sights. Taught humanity astrology a while back. I spent a chunk of time in the netherworld on holiday and started a couple of wars for funsies. Got a bit bored a few centuries back so decided to come back up and see what was going on. Humanity as whole moves on pretty quickly doesn't it. So I spent a while learning all the new whosits and whatsits and never really stopped. Joined some wars here and there. Helped invent a thing or two to make life easier for myself. Although I should have not bothered with the lightbulb. Light pollution is ruining my view of my beloved stars. They don't call me the Star of God for nothing. I love the sky. Have you seen a more beautiful sight than a new sun being born? It will bring tears to your eyes. If you had any after they burned from the inside like crispy critters.

I must say that tv was by far humanity's best invention. Especially now with color and everything. I love all those superhero movies and those cartoon ones when always one or both parents are dead. Like how evil are you that you have already killed the parents before the story has even begun? Musicals!?! OH MA GAWD! I can't get enough. 

The last few years though I've missed much of the 'outside' world. I was just going through the day as you do when I was pulled to Nathan. I was already shifted when I came across him and by the time I understood what he was I knew I couldn't leave. The guys a mess! Like seriously! Dani is lucky she came today because a couple of days ago and it was SLOB central. Nah I joke the guy is actually quite OCD about how tidy things are. So of course I help him not get so uptight be rolling everywhere. Can you tell I'm evil grinning right now? No? Must be the fur.

Anyhow. I'm a fallen Angel with various powers and shifting into any animal is one of them. Only one rule with that is that the animal has to be real somewhere. So on earth, I can't shift into a dragon for example but if I went to a realm with dragons hey presto it's flambe time! I have other powers but I'm not going to spoil the surprise. We might need the adrenaline dump later when running for our lives? What?! I am certain that is how it goes. Oh No the bad guy has trapped us in a cage and is lowering us into Lava what will we do now??!! It's Jock to the rescue... Told you so.

Just so you know despite how much I joke around I currently have NO IDEA what is going on. I feel the tug of fate though and ya know how it is with prophecy. They are never freaking clear! They are fake cakes. You think your putting something awesome in your gob and crunch there goes your tooth it was actually a brick your mate covered in icing.

Anyway, Demon Dunce is moving and I'm going to see what he's up to. Catch ya later!

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Hey guys my daughter was one of the ones hounding me for Jock and wanted him to be funny and sarcastic so here you go! Hope you enjoyed Jock's unique perspective he is a huge tv junkie so I'm sure you noticed all the references.  Today's harem book recommendation is the House of Garner series by Erin. R Flynn. It's got, Zombies. Anyhow, I would love to hear from you. So please drop a comment. What was your favorite part? Take care and stay safe! x