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lavvie hello, pumpkins! enjoy this pic i took this morning and this meme that is accurate representation of dyl changing diapers

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dylanobrien im not even mad about the meme because MY WIFE IS HOT
lavvie excuse me but like.. you're hotter
username nah youre both hot asf

username ik youre like married but, hand in marriage?
lavvie dyldo says no💔

username sometimes im sad.. then I remember that my two celeb crushes fell in love, had a baby, got married and are living happily ever after
lavvie honestly same, it's weird to comprehend that im literally married to the man who's face was literally over my bedroom 😭

willpoulter you make it hard to insult you when you look like that😐
lavvie the most backhanded compliment but thank you sid:)
username im pretty sure if you look up the definition of platonic soulmates, a picture of will and lavvie will show up

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dylanobrien asked lav what i should caption this and she said "the ultimate dilf" 😐

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lavvie didf
dylanobrien huh
lavvie dad i do fuck
username please sometimes lavvie does need to hold back

username if dilf, why the '😐'
lavvie he doesn't like it, like he is tho??

username dilf chain
lavvie dilf
tylerposey58 dilf
kihonglee dilf

rory fanclub!

lavvie
yk how some evil parents threaten
to call the cops on their kids
when theyre bad?

will <3
they what-

other lover
its an american thing tbh

lavvie
im in this mom group on fb
and yes ik y'all are ab to laugh at that
but some moms actually do that shit
which is honestly traumatic
but i have my own version w rory

lover<3
it's hilarious

kayak
what is it

lavvie
i tell her imma call will
and say she's being bad
and she stops whatever she's doing
... so will, why is my kid scared of you?

will <3
probably because i told her i
control a giant frog that'll eat bad kids

lover<3
WHAT

lavvie
yeah uh
she's scared of frogs
specifically giant ones bc we watched
love and monsters

lover<3
thank you both for traumatizing my
daughter

lavvie
bruh
she's my daughter too
and it's character development, not trauma smh

will <3
i only did it bc she is a pain in the ass
at times
acts just like her mother

other lover
idk i get a bit of dylan for her too

lover<3
she's an angel

lavvie
for you maybe

lover<3
its that ✨dad✨ magic

lavvie
stfu

kayak
uh oh
the ongoing argument of
'who's rorys favorite'

other lover
i mean obviously im her favorite person

will <3
rightttt

lover<3
she practically came out of the womb
attached to my hip

lavvie
no, she DID come out of the womb
attached to me

kayak
any rebuttal?

tommy
honestly if anyone wants to argue w
lavvie over that, they're dumb

lavvie
THANK YOU
i did not go through ten hours of
labor for nothing

lover<3
yk imma just stay quiet

other lover
no whats your counter argument dyldo

lavvie
yeah, babe?

lover<3
i spent nine months with you while
pregnant
and idk that seems like a rough time to me

lavvie
yeah and WHO was carrying her
ME MF

lover<3
okay okay
fine
ig you win

kayak
i know this shouldn't be entertaining but it is

other lover
i still think im her favorite person

lavvie
shell...
shush

lover<3
why dont we ask her

will <3
or we could all be the adults we are
and not argue over who's the toddlers favorite
and who went through the worst hell w her

lavvie
that's boring

lover<3
well
that was pointless
her answer was "bluey"

other lover
THE FUCKING DOG SHOW