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username dylan really said "lemme make the most random post ever"
dylanobrien ive also said i suck at this whole social media thing

lavvie PARTY HARDY
dylanobrien i am taking your phone
lavvie PARTY HARDY
username pov, lavvie discovers party slang

username where was lav?
username probably left home watching their kids 🫤
lavvie you say 'watching' as if im not their mother??

username i have ptsd from drunk dylan posts.. pls no lavyn drama
username timothee and lavvie drama is happening so obviously dylan is gonna do what he does best and drink instead of deal with it











TWITTER

LAVVIE: tell me why my husband is such a nic fein 😐
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USERNAME: 'can i hit your vape, mine died'
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LAVVIE: ACCURATE 😭😭

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USERNAME: do you both smoke
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USERNAME: there's multiple pics of them smoking
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USERNAME: gross

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DYLANOBRIEN: AM NTI
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LAVVIE: are too 😭
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USERNAME: what's this then?

|DYLANOBRIEN: AM NTI|LAVVIE: are too 😭|USERNAME: what's this then?

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LAVVIE: he's hot, what's his name?





DYLANOBRIEN: anyone ever see birth happen in front of them? that shits scary
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LAVVIE: I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK

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USERNAME: i imagine dylan in the delivery room is the same as stiles at a tattoo shop
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LAVVIE: you're so right 😭😭

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USERNAME: this is such a random tweet but i love it

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WILLPOULTER: glad i missed that part
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DYLANOBRIEN: some crazy shit in there













GROUPCHAT
teletubbies

lavvie
dylan is covered in shit

shell bells
child, cat, dog or cow?

william
lavender.. tell me you didn't get a cow

lavvie
you seriously think id get a cow?

newtella
i wouldnt put it past you

william
i wouldn't either

lavvie
i didn't get a cow😭
its baby poo

husband 🫶🏻
that was gross

shell bells
did you get it off?

husband 🫶🏻
yeah
rip that shirt

lavvie
it was hilarious

husband 🫶🏻
i cried
now i sleep

lavvie
good cause rory and i are rewatching
outer banks

william
why do you let your toddler watch
adult shows 😐

lavvie
*teen shows
and bc she has advanced humor

william
i know, when i had her last she
thought it was funny to call parsley weed
how tf does she know what marijuana is??

lavvie
ask my husband
he smokes more than me now

husband 🫶🏻
i didn't tell her
i don't even smoke in the house

shell bells
i could've been me

william
couldve or was?

shell bells
no comment

lavvie
do i need to ban your babysitting rights too?

newtella
wait.
who is banned from watching them?

husband 🫶🏻
tyler posey

lavvie
kids & husband

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 05, 2023 ⏰

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