A glimpse of Polydiah

Woah a woman??? There has literally never been one of those in these chapters???

The Ninth Level of Hell

It is reserved for those who have betrayed a friend or guest.

"Woah no way milkman jedediah" Adam exclaimed

"Who did he betray?" Jeddiboy inquirededed

"I betrayed the milk, it became spoiled and as such i poured it out. I'm doing so the waters ran cold and the sky's fell dark" Milkydiah said deeply because he's 14 and this is deep

"Oh damn that was deep" a plethora of sinners said

Milkydiah is infamous for being angsty and deep in the ninth level of hell. As king of the lowest level Milkydiah had many people to manage such as Johnathan Johnny that betrayed his wife by being hotter than her, or Jainathan Jainny that betrayed her wife by being hotter than her. Milkydiah only manages hot people and leaves the rest of them to Satan.

"Wanna see my house, it is made of mirrors because i was in a silly goofy mood" Milkydiah asked

"Quirked up whiteboy invites us to his house and we accept" Jediplier said in a narrator voice because he found a funny meme on stream and now he's annoying

The squad made their way to the house of mirrors and the polycule spent some time staring at each other in the mirror because they're in love.

"Welcome to my abode, as you can see there is a separate room over in the corner that has 2 women in it that talk to each other about something that isn't men for representation in this fic" Milkydiah said

"Fic?" Jedediah asked?

"Nothing is real nerd" Milkydiah informed The polycule

The group didn't like the truth so they nailed Milkydiah to a cross full on Jesus style. Three days later he rose again from the dead because he's in hell and can't die.

"How do we get out of here milk boy?" Lemon Wood asked

"Oh there's an elevator in the woman room but you have to get through the inclusivity women"

"Okay" Lemon wood replied bluntly

When they stepped into the room they noticed that the women were having a conversation

"Okay so what is the next riddle we're gonna use to gatekeep this elevator?" Sliver asked

"How about... The more you take of me, the more you leave behind, what am i?" Scarlet offered

"Oooo that's good."

The duo noticed the group standing there and asked for their response as they knew they had heard the riddle

"A loan?" Adam proposed

"Incorrect" The duo said in unison

"Hmmmmm what about Money?" Lemon wood put forward

"Incorrect" The duo said

"I truly don't think we know" Jediplier said defeated

"What if we were to seek help from someone wiser than us down here" Jedediah said

The group split up in search of an answer. Jedediah, Jeddiboy, and Adam went off towards the town of people. Jediplier and Lemon Wood left for the towers in the distance that seemed like they floated but also felt sunken. It probably had something to do with magnetism in hell.

"How do you suppose they do that?" Lemon Wood pondered out loud

"Idk but it looks like a bitch to climb" Jediplier pointed out

As they drew nearer they started to notice they were in a state of dizziness where they knew they were within distance to touch the tower but the fog maid made it seem miles away. Just the near aight caused them to almost pass out but Lemon Wood was sour enough to keep them both on their feet.

"Wonder what they're hiding with this much security" Jediplier grabbed the handle of the door and regretted it immediately. He was teleported 40 feet directly upwards. A fall from this heigh would kill any other man but Jediplier had 100 subs on twitch so he had gained the ability of feather falling irl. He was left on half a heart but still lived.

"Ow" Do i really need to say who said this, i bet i do , i bet you could never guess. I guess i have to do everything around here. it was jediplier you idiot. see what happens now when you disrespect me like that

"Okay so how do we get in?"

"Break the walls"

"Good plan"

The walls were broken down by the duo and now they were inside. The only way up was a 200 foot vertical ladder climb on a hot metal ladder. Jediplier had fire protection IV though so he would be alright. However Lemon Wood would grow shrill from the climb so he had to remain on the ground.

As Markydiah made his way up the ladder his hands slowly became burned and he could feel the blisters grow. He had to know what was at the top though. What if it was a bodacious babe that didn't talk about anything but men because she is bad representation? Someone would like that i'm sure.

"Just a little bit more"

As he reached the top he saw a golden chalice full of what looked like blood. Around the room there were depictions of Billy Ray Cirus the lord and savior.

"Is.. this the holy grail?"

"Lame, I needed info not this"

He knocked over the chalice spilling the liquid. What felt like 8 floors up from this level of hell the duo felt a rumble that lasted for 20 minutes. Jediplier made his way down the ladder painfully and told Lemon Wood about the chalice

"Big rip, L + Ratio"

"Ikr that's what i'm saying"

They walked back to the mirror house and waited for the trio to return to them.