Jedediah turned to adam and said "Why tf did u do that we're not in a movie"
Adam replied quickly "i had sand in my eye"
"Let's get back to kissing but not holding hands because god said no" Jediplier convinced Jeddie.
Adam stares at the three of them kissing and secretley wishes that he could join. But he knows that he couldn't because that would be breaking client therapist confidentially.
But maybe... in another life... he could join them!
While all 4 of them were appreciating the abject beauty of premarital kissing Lemon Wood was secretly plotting to tear them apart. He was summoned when the group played Three Trucks and he saw his ex hot boyfriend Jeddiboy. He knew how he'd do it. Lemon Wood was going to go after Adam.
"Hey hot stuff" he opened
"Wanna make out and make Jeddiboy jealous"
"Oh! U-uh okay! That sounds fun!" adam was shocked
He didn't know who this musical stranger was but... clearly he knew who jeddiboy was so surely he could be trusted.
Lemon Wood and Adam started making out hoping that the polydiah crew would see but... their spheres were locked on all of each other at the same time
"Damn, didn't work!" Lemon Wood grunted
he turned his spheres towards the jeddies
"What if we joined them!" he whsipers "we could tear them apart from the inside"
"what"
"OH UH NOTHING JUST WANNA JOIN THE JEDDIES???" lemon wood inquired
"YES YES I WANNA JOIN MY FAVORITE OTP, PLEASEEEEEE LETS JOIN THEM" adam pleaded
The two walked over to the jeddies hopefully waiting for them to notice the two. it took a while because polydiah was so in love and we're kissing a lot but eventually they did stop (after 15 minutes) and they looked at adam and lemon wood with their spheres.
"Funny seeing you here" jeddiboy said to his hunkalicious ex
"My body is too bootylicious for you babe" Lemon Wood teased jeddiboy
"YOU KNOW THAT THATS NOT WHY WE BROKE UP DICKHEAD"
"Anywaaaays i'm here because adam and i want to join ur... thing you have going on"
"WTF NO WERE EXES IM NOT DATING UOU!!!"
"Idk it could be kinda fun..." Jedediah chipped in
"Yeah i wanna try this out" Jediplier agreed
"WELL IF YOUR GOING TO DATE LEMON WOOD THEN MAYBE I NEED A BREAK!!!"
"babe it's been 30 minutes take a break from what??" jediplier and jeddie said in unison
"i uh IDK BUT IM ANGY"
"UWU IM JEDEDIAH AND I LOVE KNIVES RAWRR" jedediah randomly said out of nowhere
"what"
"you heard me" jedediah defended
"okay... ummm let's kick out jeddiboy and go get ice cream!" lemon wood proposed
"WAIT I WANT COLD MILK ILL DATE YOU LEMON WOOD" jeddiboy switched up
The 5 of them went to man elephants ice cream emporium and ordered 5 butter flavored ice cream and it tasted like jedipliers sweat when he's playing world of warcraft.
"Hey man elephant why is your ice cream so good?" Adam inquired
"1 pu7 7h3 5w347 0f my ch1ld l4b0r3r5 1n70 3v3ry b47ch 0f 1c3cr34m"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you're such a jokester man elephant!" Jediplier said
"y35... 4 j0k3s73r" he stared at the group starefully
They all licked their ice cream and joked about the assassination of archduke trans ferdinand and how silly it would've been if a war started over that. But it is very tragic that the death of billy ray Cyrus also killed god
"Do you think if god we're still alive that the oceans would still be blue instead of its dizzying yellow" Lemon Wood asked with a smirk.
"You know that the ocean is yellow because of the fish over population, it's why you can walk on the ocean now"
"we all know that the yellow ocean is just a myth made up in camp here and there by mayfield and belov" jedediah added in
"what the fuck is camp here and there?" jediplier redundantly asked
"oh... it's nothing" jedediah stares at the camera while he said it
"i'm bored let's go rob a bank" Lemon Wood suggested
"okay" no one disagreed
they went to the bank and politely asked for all of the money that they had. when the banker didn't hand it over they asked a bit more forcefully by offering an elephant man beanie baybe as penance to which the banker happily agreed. as soon as the polycule was in possession of all of the money they burned it to a crisp to the tune of suburbia wonder/eighth overture.
the entire group are now wanted criminals
(AN: I love writing this and i'm not being held captive)
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A glimpse of Polydiah
RomanceI've come to make an announcement, Jedediah A. A. Martin is a bitch ass motherfucker he disgraced my fucking muse. That's right, he took his white fucking sciencey glasses out and he disrespected my fucking muse and he said he cared THIS MUCH and I...
