𝐢'𝐦 𝐬𝐨 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐝; dwt

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unknown
i hate you

jamie
you hate me? wow u think ur hot shit and original huh well i hated me first so u can go grab a number and wait ur turn

unknown
oh sorry wrong person

jamie
i wasted that tiny speech on u and u don't even hate me? so wasteful

unknown
sorry i'm not worth ur cool comebacks

jamie
it's alright i guess. i can always reuse it because no one's gonna know i used it on u

unknown
exactly

jamie
so who were u trying to kill with kindness?

unknown
i don't think it was very kind

jamie
i know i'm being sarcastic

unknown
right, obviously

jamie
obviously. so who was i supposed to be?

unknown
it doesn't matter

jamie
alright okay hint taken, subject dropped. how's school? college? uni? work?

unknown
that would be work. and it's fine.

jamie
what do u do?

unknown
it doesn't matter

jamie
so secretive. how'd u know that's my type?

unknown
what?

jamie
i'm messing

unknown
right of course u are

jamie
of course i am. now are u done being secretive or am i going to have to never talk to u again?

unknown
why would u have to never talk to me again

jamie
because if ur not telling me anything about urself, i have to assume ur 50 and block you

unknown
right. okay what do u want to know?

jamie
okay buckaroo, who are u and why do u care if i stop talking to u?

unknown
buckaroo? what r u a pirate?

jamie
wouldn't that be nice. then i could kill u and take ur treasure

unknown
u would never kill me

jamie
i might lol

unknown
if u say so

jamie
stop avoiding. answer my question

unknown
i don't care if u stop talking to me

jamie
spoken like a true liar

unknown
i'm not lying

jamie
sure ur not

unknown
i'm not