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❝ so stupid, nothing ever changes ❞
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clay
how do u know if u broke a shelf

jamie
it would be broken

clay
yeah but what if u live alone and u haven't touched the shelf in months?

jamie
maybe there was too much weight on it

clay
there was nothing on it

jamie
why do u have an empty shelf

clay
well i don't anymore do i because it's broken

jamie
then u broke it

clay
but i haven't been near it

jamie
clearly u broke it u dingus

clay
but i didn't

jamie
ur an idiot

clay
thanks👍

clay
now tell me what to do

jamie
me?

clay
yes, who else

jamie
u broke the damn thing, why are u asking me for help? ask urself

clay
i never touched it

jamie
so what, it was a ghost?

clay
oh god is this karma?

jamie
oml, what did u do

clay
i may have said something about ghosts not being real and they suck and to just haunt me already

clay
but it was on twitter so they couldn't have exactly heard me say it

jamie
i'm not surprised tbh

clay
why

jamie
because obviously u said that

clay
why obviously

jamie
it's u. obviously u said that

clay
u don't even know me so how would u be able to tell that that's the type of thing i would say

jamie
because i'm not an idiot

clay
are u sure

jamie
pretty sure

clay
okay

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