𝐢'𝐦 𝐬𝐨 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐝; dwt

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❝ do you think this will last forever? ❞
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jamie
i'm bored

clay
well hello again

jamie
hi

jamie
i'm bored

clay
what do u want me to do about that

jamie
entertain me?

clay
i'm not ur personal entertainer

jamie
i know

jamie
hey don't leave me on read

clay
what do you want

jamie
someone's in a mood

clay
i'm not in a mood

jamie
ur clearly in a mood

clay
i'm not

jamie
ur pissed. i can literally hear ur voice through the screen

clay
what?

jamie
yeah, u sound like a midwestern cowboy with a short beard but u think it's really long and ur super proud of it and u have the lil star badge and red tartan shirt and beige trousers and this stupid semi-deep voice

jamie
nothing like what ur name suggests but hey ho

clay
okay

jamie
so anyway as i was saying, i know ur in a mood or whatever

clay
so what

jamie
so tell me why

clay
no

jamie
come on

clay
i'm not telling u

jamie
tell me

clay
shut up

jamie
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jamie
tell me why ur so pissy

clay
i'm not pissy

jamie
u so are

clay
just drop it, u don't need to know

jamie
i want to know though

clay
well i don't want u to

jamie
because?

clay
maybe i'll tell u if u tell me ur name

jamie
not happening sunshine

clay
vice versa then, buttercup

jamie
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jamie
that was such an aggressive 'buttercup'

clay
just shut up for a minute

jamie
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jamie
so very rude

clay
stop tallying each time i'm a dick

jamie
why

clay
because i already know

clay
look i'm busy i have to go

jamie
i don't think so mister

jamie
oh come on don't leave me on delivered

jamie
talk to me clay

clay
stop calling me that

jamie
ah-hah!

jamie
hello again clay

clay
stop

jamie
why

clay
because i told you to

jamie
hmmm

jamie
what if i don't want to stop? what if i like calling u clay?

clay
please for the love of god stop

jamie
why

clay
please

jamie
again, why. u have a reason?

clay
no

clay
ur being a dick

jamie
maybe so

clay
what's ur problem?

jamie
well first, u won't tell me why ur in a mood. secondly, ur so obsessed with me not calling u clay it's almost concerning

jamie
very entertaining and funny tho

clay
oh my god

clay
is there anything else u want to add to that list while ur at it? maybe that i'm an asshole or i wont tell u anything about myself?

clay
ur being ridiculous

jamie
yes i am

jamie
and ur bloody arguing with a daddy-issued jackass with shit relationships, u've known for three days

clay
and? what's ur point

clay
just leave me alone

jamie
ur not okay

clay
thanks

jamie
tell me why ur mad

clay
i've completely forgotten

clay
now im just mad because of u

jamie
that isn't fair

clay
no, it's completely fair

clay
ur nosy and rude and u keep calling me clay even though i told u to stop and quite frankly if someone tells you not to do something you should fucking listen to them

jamie
alright

clay
so please piss off