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Chapter 4

A Trip to Las Bitchas!

Matt: "So there I was chasing that sexy sexy woman. She looked back, and noticed me. The moment she winked at me, I knew she was up for grabs. So when she stopped near the entrance to some building, I walked up to her and said, hey baby. Care to take a ride? On this dick!"

Tøny: "Not funny."

Gerald: "Unoriginal."

Danny: "Totally."

Angela: "Agreed."

Matt: "Hey I'm telling a story here!"

Danny: "Go on."

Matt: "As I was saying, she giggled and invited me up to her apartment."

Tøny: "Bad Taste."

Gerald: "No doubt."

Angela: "She probably faked it out of desperation."

Matt: "Hey shut the FUCK up! Stop fucking interrupting me! And you're a damn virgin Gerald! Just where the hell does all that confidence come from?"

Danny: "Okay okay. We promise we won't interrupt you again. Keep going."

Matt: "Either fucking listen! Or get the hell out of here! You don't have to listen to this! But if anyone interrupts me one more time! I'll rip their fucking tongue out!"

Tøny: "Calm down Matt."

Matt: "You're telling me to calm down?"

Danny: "Just get on with your damn story please. We're listenin'."

Matt: "You better! Anyways, she took me to her bedroom right? And she took off her clothes while I took mine off. I'm telling you, her breasts were gorgeous! The absolute best pair of boobs I've ever seen! And I've seen dozens! So that coming from me, you can't even bear to imagine how good they were. I wish I could show them to y'all. Should've taken pictures! Dammit I always forget to take pictures! So her breasts were the finest I've ever seen right? Damn things were like some sorta hypnotizing machine. They were so symmetrical! Even the nipples were exactly the same! So pink and gorgeous too! I just wanted to suck on them all day, everyday! Her breasts were perfect by definition! They had my eyes glued to them! Then I grabbed them and started massaging her tits. She started moaning. I rubbed and rubbed, then squeezed and squeezed, harder and harder. Her breasts were so good! So great! So perfect! So fine! So fine that I ripped them right off her chest!"

Gerald: "The hell?"

Danny: "Why the fuck did ya do that for?"

Matt: "I'm not sure. I think I got too horny. Something came over me."

Tøny: "You're mental."

Matt: "I'd take that from anyone but you. You're anger issues from head to toe."

Tøny: "At least I only harm what I hate."

Matt: "Which includes everything!

Tøny: "Then why are you still alive?"

Matt: "Wait. Are you telling me you don't hate me? Aww that's so nice."

Tøny: "Shut up."

Angela: "You guys should go shopping for wedding rings."

Matt/Tøny: "Gladly./Fuck you!"

Matt: "Pfffffft. Hahaha! Anyways, so I ripped her tits off, right?"

Angela: "By the way Matt, I'm... gonna stay away from you for a couple nights."