[Seda: "You are disappointed, aren't you? After all, nobody likes the sight of truth. We always rather bury ourselves in fiction. Isn't that right Tyrøne? Think of this as a bonus chapter. One last fond moment with the people you've grown quite attached to. A gift for having made it this far. Just for you."]
Ringworms
Matt: "So there I was in the middle of nowhere, with just a top hat and no pants. And then some douchebag fell head first onto a mine, and got his head blown off right in front of me! It was a damn disaster I tell ya! His blood got all over ma penis! Should've taken a dick pick. Man, I always forget to take pictures. I even had a camera with me that time! Anyways, not a week went by and I found out I got hepatitis B! And I thought the ringworms were bad!"
Tøny: "Sounds like you got yourself in quite a ruckus."
Matt: "Oh you've barely heard the first of it. So with all the STDs I had, I figured I gotta take that bitch who gave me the eye back at McDonald's to bed. And what do you know, she was easier to pick up than pie! So I took her back to my place and we fucked, right? Next day I went to check on her and she wasn't there! I figured she might've felt pretty sick and didn't call in that day, so I went home all proud of myself for giving her what she deserved, only to realise I got herpes when I tried to fap! The bitch gave me herpes!"
Angela: "Kinky."
Tøny: "You just kept adding to the collection didn't you?"
Matt: "For a week I had to stick my dick into burning hot sausages to piss! And the only thing that came out was blood!"
Angela: "Oh ho ho... grooooss."
Tøny: "Your ways of treating your diseases are excellent. You should've become a doctor."
Matt: "Oh that reminds me, have I ever told you guys about that time I faked my way into a surgical operation to steal a kidney?"
Gerald: "Why the hell would you do such a thing?"
Matt: "Well it wasn't just for hype I'll tell ya that. How'd ya think I replaced that kidney after I got shot?"
Gerald: "Ummm anything but that?"
Matt: "Then ya still don't know me that well."
The crew listened to Matt's tales and laughed together all night.
[Seda: "Congratulations. And you're welcome. Did you like that? Did you hate it? It truly doesn't matter at all. And now you get to stare at the void for as long as you like. Lucky you."]
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Mystery / ThrillerPlease note that this book was originally meant to be a comic if only I could draw, thank you. Sit back and relax, while you read all about Tøny and his crew's thrilling stories, and try to unravel the mysteries as you go on. In this book, context i...
