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You wake up and straighten you hair do you makeup (mascara and eyeliner) and you pick out your outfit a jacket with fishnets. When you got downstairs anthea had already made you toast "here you go" she says as she places it down "thanks mum" you said even tho you didn't think she was much of a mum you were not looking forward to going to school being effys sister and looking just like her is either a blessing or can cause hell never at the same time but as effy walks down the stairs she forces everyone in the car right then luckily you managed To get in the car first so you got in the front you undo the window and light a cigarette while smoking it out the window.
Soon after you could see the collage but Jim had crashed the car so while he got out and started shouting at everyone you and effy sat in the car chatting "no snagging each other's boy toys yeah" she says to you "yeah alright" you say as you and her were really close you make eye contact with some boy in a red shirt with ketchup on his face while you were smoking your second cigarette of the day as Jim was shoving money into his hand you and effy have the same idea to get out the car and walk so that's what you both do you walk up to him "cute" you smirk at him and walk off with effy "so he yours then" effy asks "yeah he's fit" you say and walk up to panda who's on a bench "hey hols hey eff" she says with a big smile on her face "hey" you say lighting another cigarette you see 2 twins one who seems to like talking about herself and another one "what's surf and turf" panda asks "sex" effy says panda says something else but you have no clue what "right we hate her" you say "who do I hate" panda asks "we will let you know" effy said as you all walk in "do you want a lollipop" panda asks and you nod you get a cherry one as you wait back a bit in no rush to get inside you walk in and you see panda and effy at the front so you get up and walk 3 rows from the back behind the boy who had ketchup on his face next to this girl with a pixie cut.
When it starts you see her role her eyes "yeah" you say as she looks at you and you smile as a someone talks really loudly from the front the head lady starts talking but honestly you didn't listen you just picked at you nail polish, until you hear 3 big farts "stupid stupid I will cut your balls off" the head says "yeah cuz teens won't find that funny at all" you say to the girl next to you and she laughs a little "I do apologise i think I might be at fault to much rhubarb on my ready brek." A man says from the front the head takes a deep breath in and you go back to picking at your nails a lady comes up to the front you didn't catch her name she spoke quite confusingly. "Form bd1 say your name please ... put your hand up please when I say your name" she says "Emily fitch" she says and one of the twins puts her hand up. "Katie fitch" the other twin puts her hand up and looks to see who's looking at her. "Jonah jeremia jones" she says and a boy politely corrected her "jj present" . "James cook" "yo" James flung his hand up and high fived jj . "Elizabeth stonem" effy puts her hand up. "Holly stonem" she says and you put your hand up like every other kid James turns to you and winks you smirk at him "Fredrick mclair" was called and cook turned away "yes" the boy said high-fiving jj. A few more names were called out before the girl sitting next to you "Naomi Campbell" everyone starts laughing and she roles her eyes and raises her arm "hey Naomi now I get it you got anger management issues." Cook says as they talk back and forth you look through your bag for some gum as you offer Naomi some she takes some "thanks" she says and you smile "babe babe babe" cook says till she reply's "guess what I've got tattooed on my cock" cook say which makes you pipe in "a hand giving you a handjob" you say as he laughs but Naomi didn't find it so funny as she told on him "show us all your tattoo" the head says cook gets up and unbuttons his trousers before pulling them down you look at his bum with hands on it before he turns around to show everyone behind him "I was close" you say up to him and he nods and smirks at you so you wink at him before there's a long fart.
When everyone's let out you and effy go to a vending machine you put in C2 for some coke as you bend down to get it you realise people can probably see your tattoo but you didn't care at this point "your ass is on show" effy says as you get up and smile at her "come on" you say and put your arm round her shoulder and walk to get a locker. You are looking in the mirror when you hear a effy talking to someone you close you locker and see Fredric "everything new we should probably all get to know each other" he said so you questioned him "why" you ask "well umm I dunno you definitely looked at me this morning both of you and I just though maybe we could get to know each other" he says "We look at lots of people that doesn't mean we want to get to know them" effy says and walk off until you stop "do you want us to want to get to know you" you say and you both turn to him "i er I would mind" Freddie says as he checks effy out "thing is they want to get to know us too" effy says pointing to cook and jj "there just wankers" Freddie says "there your best friends" you quickly reply "ok so there my best friends" Freddie says "so that makes it complicated doesn't it" effy says "I umm I was hopi g not I'm Freddie" he said "tell you what Freddie fill in a form a list of all the things we're not aloud to do at this collage like that head director girl said before your bestest mate got his cock out" effy said and passes him a list "I was gunna see which one of us could tick them first but this is much more interesting" she says "first one to fill that out gets to get to know one of us there choice" you said "and we need proof we wouldn't fuck a cheat" you carry on saying while walking down the halls "I'm going for a cig" you say to effy and walk outside you smoke then just sit out there for a while when you walk back in you see a fire in a locker so you quickly walk away to get to form introduction part 2 "why are you late" Kieron asks "well there was a fire and I got asked question about it" you say making it out to be worse than it was you sit at the back corner next to cook. He has a smirk on his face so you assume he has something to do with the fire effy throws a ball of paper over to you as you weren't listening you look down the list to see just sex in the school and drugs left you see cook sniffing the glue so you assume it's him who completed the lift "who do u want then" you whisper to him and he looks at you so you stick your hand up "Kieron I feel rather shit I need to go see the nurse" you say as he lets you go you take a condom from effys hand and walk to the nurses office and wait for cook when he gets im he holds up the list "I just need drugs and sex" cook says as you pick up a spliff you blow some smoke into his mouth as he breathes it in then you both make out he clears the desk and places you down on it one thing leads to another.
When you get home effys waiting "so" effy says "party on Sunday" you say "a day before yours sweet" effy says as you walk to bed
